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Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

The best one yet! This one is the funniest and greatest madagascar movie yet. jjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjj

Tropic Thunder

This movie was the funniest moviei have ever seen in my life. people over 16 should seriously consider renting this movie.

Hancock

The movie was alright. Will Smith played the best character, but Charlize Theron played the character that annoyed me the most, her character was the second most annoying movie characte i have ever scene in my life. the most annoying was the mom from Evan Almighty.

P. Fuhs wrote:I have been looking for years for the song "Happy Birthday, Jesus" sang by Little Cindy. When I got the cd I was so excited. As a little girl my Dad played the "Happy Birthday, Jesus" which was on a 45 record each year at Christmas. My Dad died when I was 13 and the record of the song got lost somehow. I planned to play the song for my three children and my seven grandchildren when we gathered for our Christmas celebration. I was rather offended when I first got the cd and my oldest son was here to visit so I put the cd in and we listened to the "Happy Birthday Jesus" and as it finished playing I was basking in the memories of Christmas past and imagine my surprise when the next song started playing. It contained profanity and was very offensive to me. I don't understand why that song even had to be on the cd. If they had left that song off of the cd I would have given it five stars.

Do you even know who John Waters is?

P. Fuhs wrote:I was rather offended when I first got the cd and my oldest son was here to visit

Amazon.co.uk wrote:Synopsis
In MY CHILDHOOD and MY AIN FOLK director Bill Douglas reflects on his own childhood growing up in a poverty-stricken Scottish mining village in the 1940s. MY WAY HOME tells the story of a young teenager who is captured by Soviet soldiers in the final throes of World War II.

domino harvey wrote:Did she miss the "Parental Advisory" sticker on the cover of the Waters CD?

cdnchris wrote:

domino harvey wrote:Did she miss the "Parental Advisory" sticker on the cover of the Waters CD?

And somehow miss some of the other track titles, like "Santa Claus is a Black Man" or "Here Comes Fatty Claus".

A Nos Amours wrote:no sex scenes ever. only scenes of after sex without the actual filming. very boring long drawnout scenes of film time killing. poorly directed. not worthy of more than a barely PG rating.

swo17 wrote:I wonder which part of the "nude demon art" they found offensive--the "nude," the "demon," or the "art."

Schkura wrote: However, I put "defiance of authority" in bold because I could not determine whether or not the CAP was endorsing the legitimacy of Ape Law.

domino harvey wrote:Netflix strikes again

A Nos Amours wrote:no sex scenes ever. only scenes of after sex without the actual filming. very boring long drawnout scenes of film time killing. poorly directed. not worthy of more than a barely PG rating.

The story's framing device is Van Damme's fictional character of the same name unwittingly becoming a hostage in a bank robbery where his inability to extricate himself and the other hostages is a commentary on the impotence in real life of the mythical hero on the screen. The gritty, de-saturated look inside and outside the bank reminds me of the urban realism of Sidney Lumet's bank-heist Dog Day Afternoon. There's even a stringy-haired thug, but Van Damme is no Dustin Hoffman.

Lemmy Caution wrote:They're already at IMDB, how hard is it to go to the main page and check?

amazon.com reviewer wrote: your NUTS to think this movie can EVER be topped!!!!!, December 30, 2005
By Moe Vee "movie maven" (brooklyn, ny)
all my freinds were talking about home alone so i decided to watch it. the first one i saw was HA3. i loved it! the parrot was sooo cute (but even more the kid) and the villains were clever (but, fortunetly, not clever enough) and it was a total crack-up, at the end i had stomach cramps.i decided to see the others too. so i rented HA1 and it was funny, but also stupid. the kid has the weirdest name in history (counting socrates),the fact that there were two proved he hadnt learned his lesson,and is liable to do it again. plus, did i mention that this kid sounds like hes reciting a poem, not saying things naturally? the lines were great and that helped, but there are more natural ways to say,"nice night for a neck injury" i mean he remindes me of my history teacher, droning on and on.

now back to HA3. its great. its fantastic. its yours to buy, cuz !!!!I!!!! woudnt want to be deprived of any minute without it. and even if your weird, and dont like it, give the normal ppl. a chance to see the best thing in the world. whats his name is a hunk of junk compared.see you at the checkout counter!

Tom Amolad wrote:Um, wow. Of course, the downside to posting something like that is that you now get to explain what you were doing browsing reviews of Home Alone III...