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Honestly, the biggest problem with Facebook in general is that, unlike in the setting of a forum, if anything of any substance is stated there, it's completely lost within a couple of days. (Just for a laugh, imagine someone posting something on Facebook akin to zedz' Chronicles of Kluge.) This encourages the type of inane banter that's become de rigueur there. Which is fine if you just want to tell your close circle of friends something cute your cat did today, but if you're Criterion, why even bother giving a detailed response about anything if most people will have forgotten about it in a week.

I'm hearing alot of buzz about an 'Avatar' CC release.

Fingers crossed on the 'Indy Quadrilogy' too!

Those jokes just never get old, month after month. Year after year.

If I may cite myself:

ptatler wrote:Check this nonsense:

I read through a great many of the posts and it crinkled my brains so I threw this up on the wall:

ptatler wrote:Hey Criterion:
[Ironic request for an obviously antithetical title]!
[Slobbering fan note]!
[Request for a film with an already fine R1-release]?
[Rivette/Satyajit Ray]?
[Request that flaunts my knowledge of obscure Malay auteurs]?

Harmless cheek, right? It gets a couple of those worthless Facebook "LIKEs" and then some whiny bitch writes:

some whiny bitch wrote:[Snarky comment by a cf.org snob]!

And here's what Criterion sends me:

Criterion Overlord wrote:Please don't snark at each other here. There are plenty of forums for that. If you guys are going to start flashing your .org gang signs, you're going to have to take it outside. We'll delete threads like this in the future.

Orwellian, yeah? I mean, what is the internet for?!

I'm a lot easier on CC than most of you guys. The Ben Button bullshit didn't even rankle me all that much. All I really care about is that they release new transfers of Bresson's stuff.

But this has made me kind of resent them and all their "you should totes slap a 'C' on AMELIE" sycophants.

In what way is it "Orwellian" for someone to ask you to not act like an asshole?

Probably since Criterion overthrew the government...

I do think that qualifies as a challenge for us to come up with some gang signs.

They hate our freedom

Jun-Dai wrote:I do think that qualifies as a challenge for us to come up with some gang signs.

.Org gang signs? Perhaps we should get those gloves Nike made for Ohio State:

Preferring the tenor of discourse on Facebook to that of this forum is a bit like preferring Tiny Furniture to Certified Copy.

Loathe as I am to show off anything from Alabama, I think they have Ohio State beat in the flashy gloves department.

Does this mean I have to get another tattoo? I'm running out of space here! (now I know how the yakuza, or Maud Adams in that film, must have felt!)

colinr0380 wrote:Does this mean I have to get another tattoo? I'm running out of space here!

Just put it below your Salo tramp stamp.

This just in: Some guy named Patrick has declared Blow Out the "worst film i've ever seen" and therefore unworthy of a spine #. Which then inspired a hilariously insipid debate. Good times.

Thanks Prof, hilarious. And they wonder why people laugh at them.

knives wrote:Pot meets kettle.

I'm hardly alone in my negative opinion of TF, and believe I clearly explained the multiple issues I had with it. Beyond that, I never said it was THE worst movie i've ever seen. That would be silly. Because Crash is clearly the worst movie ever made.

Furthermore, I did not and will not go on facebook and say "HOW DARE YOU CRITERION!!??!?!?! THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE!!!?!?!" And then proceed to argue with facebook people and not really back up that opinion with anything deeper than "it sucks." That would also be silly. Unless they released Crash.

It sucks. History of Violence is a cool movie though. Just sayin'...

HistoryProf wrote:I'm hardly alone in my negative opinion of TF, and believe I clearly explained the multiple issues I had with it. Beyond that, I never said it was THE worst movie i've ever seen. That would be silly. Because Crash is clearly the worst movie ever made.

Furthermore, I did not and will not go on facebook and say "HOW DARE YOU CRITERION!!??!?!?! THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE!!!?!?!" And then proceed to argue with facebook people and not really back up that opinion with anything deeper than "it sucks." That would also be silly. Unless they released Crash.

My point was that you were making fun of someone for getting over angry at criterion for releasing a film he did not like, but you and others (including myself) have done the very same thing on numerous occasions on this very forum with TF only being a more noteworthy and recent example. I wasn't referring to the circumstances surrounding the films, their releases, or comments on them beyond the how dare you criterion aspect.

Everything sucks

I don't see the big deal about the posts on the fb page. A lot of the fans aren't knowledgeable about distribution rights and post requests only because they'd love to see whatever favorite film of theirs in the collection. It's true that many requests are unreasonable, a film may already have a splendid release or Criterion won't be able to obtain the rights, but it's a fan page on facebook and it being home to a bunch of posters who regularly request that film X get released shouldn't come as a surprise. Criterion may have stopped responding to each release suggestion, but that seemed inevitable given the popularity of their label and how many fans' posts would have to be answered each day. Personally, I'm just glad that their page is so popular and that every so often they sneak in a hint about a possible release. The vitriol against some fb posters certainly seems to be unfounded.

You'll have to remember that Criterion's fb page has 50,000 likes from people with varying degrees of film knowledge. This forum is mostly full of people who know about all the different types of films/companies and distribution rights where someone commenting on the fb page could only know Criterion from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I don't know how many people have accounts here but say it's 3000; the fb page has a much larger pool of people.(who can comment/troll without consequence)
So I don't believe you can lump everyone who posts on the Criterion fb wall into one category. There is quite a bit of good discussion there.

Just saw this, though it's no surprise:

Does anybody know if Criterion are working on/have the rights to Ozu's A Hen In The Wind and/or The Flavor of Green Tea Over Rice?
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The Criterion Collection We'll definitely get to them, but not this year. How's that for a straight answer?

It's probably an other eclipse considering materials and all that jazz. It seems like BFI is still the better deal.