Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)

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colinr0380
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#1076 Post by colinr0380 »

The way that they're assuring us that REAL people are catfighting immediately shows it is not going to be as good as the drawn version (though I seem to remember witnessing a similar tableau the last time the clothes stores did their summer sales).

Glad they're doing it for REAL money too, otherwise it would just be exploitative!
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#1077 Post by dx23 »

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#1078 Post by swo17 »

How do they ever get any work done with Kiefer eyeing them like that all the time?
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#1079 Post by Antoine Doinel »

Ironic that the cover of a DVD about editing could actually use a lot of it.

Also, Journeys Below The Line could be a porno title.
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#1080 Post by colinr0380 »

Why is that person in red puppeteering the other guy at the editing desk? Surely it just adds another level of difficulty to an already complex task? And is that lady behind them carrying out a time and motion study to see how efficiently they are carrying out this task?
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#1081 Post by Props55 »

Looks like she has a stop-watch in her right hand. And all the left needs is a starter's pistol!
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#1082 Post by zombeaner »

pianocrash wrote:Dr. Milo Aukerman, please report to Pediatrics immediately.
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#1083 Post by Faux Hulot »

Antoine Doinel wrote:When I worked over at a bargain bin dvd/cd company that dealt mostly with public domain material, you would be surprised at how well "cocktail/martini" themed crap sold.
Can't wait to see what that crowd makes of the extended vomiting scene in Husbands.
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#1084 Post by Feego »

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Gort, meet the Star Child. Star Child, Gort.
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#1085 Post by OliverB »

Wasn't the new 2-disc The Day The Earth Stood Still supposed to be part of the Fox Cinema Classics series of releases?

I was looking forward to a classy package with original poster art... :roll:
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#1086 Post by dx23 »

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#1087 Post by carax09 »

My advice to Tara Reid is to just walk around the forest with the giant snake in every single tree. It may take a little longer, but it's probably worth it.

EDIT: Are those cobwebs in it's mouth? Never mind, Tara! The snakes are dead! Forget what i said and walk through the forest...
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#1088 Post by ianungstad »

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#1090 Post by Doctor Sunshine »

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I find this evocative. Is she thinking, "Eww! Gross! A snake!" or "Like I wonder if PETA can do anything about that tumour on his jaw." or "What was it they were going to photoshop me looking at again?"
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#1091 Post by Barmy »

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#1092 Post by mfunk9786 »

Holy shit... what the fuck is wrong with that guy?
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#1093 Post by swo17 »

He was never the same after Sports Night got cancelled.
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#1094 Post by Barmy »

Don't you mean "those guys".

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#1095 Post by mfunk9786 »

swo17 wrote:He was never the same after Sports Night got cancelled.
Wow... that's Josh Charles? I will admit to not looking at the names before I commented. That's terrifying.
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#1096 Post by tavernier »

That movie's so old, Lara Flynn Boyle actually looks chubby.
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#1097 Post by MichaelB »

I can think of a lot more than three possibilities, but I concede that some of them would be unlikely to find their way into a mainstream Hollywood feature.
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#1098 Post by Barmy »

The "Threesome" genre has been poorly served on DVD.

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#1099 Post by Matt »

swo17 wrote:He was never the same after Sports Night got cancelled.
I'll say. Have you seen him lately? Looks like a lost Wahlberg brother.
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#1100 Post by Scharphedin2 »

Barmy wrote:The "Threesome" genre has been poorly served on DVD.
Judging from those entries, the genre comes across as some bizarre franchise arrived at by crossbreeding the Baldwin brothers with former starlets of the Twin Peaks series...
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