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Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:39 am**

The way that they're assuring us that REAL people are catfighting immediately shows it is not going to be as good as the drawn version (though I seem to remember witnessing a similar tableau the last time the clothes stores did their summer sales).

Glad they're doing it for REAL money too, otherwise it would just be exploitative!

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:54 pm**

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:55 pm**

How do they ever get any work done with Kiefer eyeing them like that all the time?

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:59 pm**

Ironic that the cover of a DVD about editing could actually use a lot of it.

Also, Journeys Below The Line could be a porno title.

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:54 pm**

Why is that person in red puppeteering the other guy at the editing desk? Surely it just adds another level of difficulty to an already complex task? And is that lady behind them carrying out a time and motion study to see how efficiently they are carrying out this task?

Posted: **Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:46 am**

Looks like she has a stop-watch in her right hand. And all the left needs is a starter's pistol!

Posted: **Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:15 am**

pianocrash wrote:Dr. Milo Aukerman, please report to Pediatrics immediately.

Someone on this board has taste in music...

Posted: **Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:34 pm**

Antoine Doinel wrote:When I worked over at a bargain bin dvd/cd company that dealt mostly with public domain material, you would be surprised at how well "cocktail/martini" themed crap sold.

Can't wait to see what that crowd makes of the extended vomiting scene in Husbands.

Posted: **Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:54 am**

Gort, meet the Star Child. Star Child, Gort.

Posted: **Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:35 pm**

Wasn't the new 2-disc The Day The Earth Stood Still supposed to be part of the Fox Cinema Classics series of releases?

I was looking forward to a classy package with original poster art...

Posted: **Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:47 pm**

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:45 am**

My advice to Tara Reid is to just walk around the forest with the giant snake in every single tree. It may take a little longer, but it's probably worth it.

EDIT: Are those cobwebs in it's mouth? Never mind, Tara! The snakes are dead! Forget what i said and walk through the forest...

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:41 am**

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:56 am**

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:42 am**

dx23 wrote:

I find this evocative. Is she thinking, "Eww! Gross! A snake!" or "Like I wonder if PETA can do anything about that tumour on his jaw." or "What was it they were going to photoshop me looking at again?"

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:37 pm**

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:41 pm**

Holy shit... what the fuck is wrong with that guy?

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:47 pm**

He was never the same after Sports Night got cancelled.

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:47 pm**

Don't you mean "those guys".

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:12 pm**

swo17 wrote:He was never the same after Sports Night got cancelled.

Wow... that's Josh Charles? I will admit to not looking at the names before I commented. That's terrifying.

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:42 pm**

That movie's so old, Lara Flynn Boyle actually looks chubby.

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:46 pm**

I can think of a lot more than three possibilities, but I concede that some of them would be unlikely to find their way into a mainstream Hollywood feature.

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:49 pm**

The "Threesome" genre has been poorly served on DVD.

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:52 pm**

swo17 wrote:He was never the same after Sports Night got cancelled.

I'll say. Have you seen him lately? Looks like a lost Wahlberg brother.

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:59 pm**

Barmy wrote:The "Threesome" genre has been poorly served on DVD.

Judging from those entries, the genre comes across as some bizarre franchise arrived at by crossbreeding the Baldwin brothers with former starlets of the Twin Peaks series...

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