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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:17 pm
by matrixschmatrix
They just slapped the poster art for the new release on there- it's dull, but it's not embarrassing. Compared to some of the horrors Kino has put on covers, it's not bad at all.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:19 pm
by antnield
Plus the MoC design is gorgeous, contender for artwork of the year, and so any rival release was always going to pale in comparison.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 4:01 am
by dx23
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 6:28 am
by HistoryProf
matrixschmatrix wrote:They just slapped the poster art for the new release on there- it's dull, but it's not embarrassing. Compared to some of the horrors Kino has put on covers, it's not bad at all.
that's actually one of their better efforts. most of their releases look like they had some 8th grader design them. They are almost universally bad. For as cool as their catalog is, it is hard to understand how they can be so bad at designing covers for the films.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:12 am
by eerik
Kino's "Metropolis" cover is hideous, indeed. Especially when you compare it with MoC's fantastic cover...
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:33 am
by Lemmy Caution
As might be expected, Elvis movies are a goldmine:

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:20 am
by manicsounds
Guess who that's supposed to be on the cover:

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:44 pm
by Ishmael
Yes, he rules the roads. Somebody has to paint those damn yellow lines.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:34 pm
by Tom Hagen
It's a book cover, but for a likely near-future bestseller, Simon & Schuster probably could have done better than a circa-1999 DVD photoshop job:

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:42 pm
by domino harvey
manicsounds wrote:Guess who that's supposed to be on the cover:

Tom Berenger
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:47 pm
by mfunk9786
"Shhhh... just enjoy the movie. It has Tom Berenger."
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:47 am
by kaujot
I was going to say one of the Baldwin brothers.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:53 am
by Minkin
PD bandits first Bluray?
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:41 pm
by manicsounds
One Of The Most Influential Horror Films of All Time! from Forgotten Films.....
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:35 pm
by oldsheperd
dx23 wrote:
Can I just say that I love Bijou Phillips? She's like a single mother on assistance with 3 kids from 3 dads who smokes two packs a day
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:21 am
by Markson
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:46 pm
by dx23
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:50 pm
by aox
Clooney sure has lost both weight and age!
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:52 pm
by LQ
Is that a family of whimsically dressed mice trying to catch a ride on the 'copter?
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:36 pm
by oldsheperd
Criterion should release this just to get a new cover. What a disservice to a great film
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:12 pm
by LQ
I have a friend who is an animal trainer and last night she was speaking enthusiastically about a movie she rented from Redbox because, refreshingly, they used real tigers rather than reverting to CGI. While she was talking about it all I could think was, "I bet this has a terrible cover".

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:22 pm
by Matt
So, those kids live in that old spooky house that's haunted by a tiger, right?
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:48 pm
by colinr0380
LQ wrote:I have a friend who is an animal trainer and last night she was speaking enthusiastically about a movie she rented from Redbox because, refreshingly, they used real tigers rather than reverting to CGI.
Have you recommended this film to her? :

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:04 pm
by Lemmy Caution
Or the Russian
Tiger Girl, with this fab cover:

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:19 am
by Cold Bishop
You know what? I could see that Burning Bright cover working if it was hand-drawn 1970s style.