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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 2:20 am
by domino harvey
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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:06 pm
by Feego
Oh my God. That's even worse than the freakin' Beverly Hills Chihuahua covers.

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:41 pm
by domino harvey
It's the tasteful ass-line that makes it for me

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 4:39 pm
by Ribs
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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 5:26 pm
by Apperson
Are you kidding, that Suspiria cover is great!

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 5:29 pm
by mistakaninja
Love me a well garnished cressburger

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 12:32 am
by Brian C
I actually like it, forehead-slapping typo aside. It’s better than the Criterion reissue, anyway.

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:23 pm
by mfunk9786
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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:31 pm
by domino harvey
I loved when Alec Baldwin and Sean Connery played dueling Jack Ryans

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:57 pm
by mfunk9786
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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:59 pm
by domino harvey
Contains neither a scar nor a face

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 8:07 pm
by Gregory
Are those tiny sunglasses or huge rails?

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:03 pm
by Cremildo
That'd be a more appropriate cover art for Kevin Smith's Tusk.

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:04 pm
by mfunk9786
You could just throw a pair of jorts underneath all that shit and bingo

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:47 pm
by mfunk9786
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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:49 pm
by domino harvey
That pullquote is confusingly worded

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:51 pm
by soundchaser
That’s a horrible, horrible pullquote. Just leave it at “This generation’s The Exorcist” and be done.

Also, I’m sure this is just me, but the character positioning reminds me of that...suggestive Yogi Bear poster from a few years back.

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 12:22 am
by Boosmahn
soundchaser wrote: Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:51 pmAlso, I’m sure this is just me, but the character positioning reminds me of that...suggestive Yogi Bear poster from a few years back.
I thought you were kidding.

Hereditary is in the rare minority of A24 Blu-rays that actually use the poster artwork, which is usually better than this (although I understand why they couldn't use the alternative cover, as it shows none of the actors in close-up).

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 1:27 am
by domino harvey
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Now that's a tagline

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:51 am
by Monterey Jack
That Scarface cover looks like an invisible vampire wearing sunglasses.

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 4:59 am
by McCrutchy
Boosmahn wrote: Fri Jul 27, 2018 12:22 am
soundchaser wrote: Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:51 pmAlso, I’m sure this is just me, but the character positioning reminds me of that...suggestive Yogi Bear poster from a few years back.
I thought you were kidding
Wow, I had never noticed that poster before, but the tagline makes me feel like the whole thing was done intentionally by someone. Certainly, I would be very surprised to learn it was just coincidence, though I'm sure that would be the official response.

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 8:38 am
by Zot!
In case it wasnt enough they drive it home with "coming soon"

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 3:01 am
by McCrutchy
I was just browsing Amazon.it for Blu-rays and saw this treasure set for release on August 29th, 2018:

Oh, and they kept the tagline, too, which is a translation of:

"Honor, integrity, principles. Everything is negotiable."

Somehow, it all feels a little...different...in 2018 than it would have in 2010.

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 6:32 pm
by colinr0380
Perhaps in Berlosconi's Italy it is still acceptable!

And that Yogi Bear poster is terrifying.

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:06 am
by Boosmahn
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The subtitle (Knockin' On Heaven's Door) is awkwardly placed and looks more like a tagline (plus this cover doesn't compliment the original's at all).

Why not use one of these two posters instead?