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Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:31 am
by dx23
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:33 am
by Antoine Doinel
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:39 am
by dx23
So the secret is that she's a man? Or that she is just blatantly ripping off Carlito's Way? Tony Parker is going to be very surprised and disappointed either way!
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:40 am
by Cash Flagg
Some Films
Should Remain
Unseen.
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:43 am
by dx23
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:38 am
by Steven H
*speechless*
You win the thread.
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:13 pm
by HerrSchreck
zrldfgsf... good lord, man.
Telly Savalas as Harry Potter, and, there's just.. so.. much.
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:24 pm
by Fletch F. Fletch
I love the Jeffrey Lyons blurb on the Kid & I. Yikes.
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:19 am
by Feego
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:22 am
by karmajuice
I really hope that's a shot for shot remake of the original film, except with that kid playing the role Jim Carrey played.
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:24 am
by domino harvey
Instead of receiving oral sex from a happy client, he receives... TWIZZLERS!
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:13 am
by dx23
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:37 pm
by kaujot
Gotta get all those people on there!
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:39 pm
by Antoine Doinel
kaujot wrote:Gotta get all those people on there!
As well as a big green lawn?
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:43 pm
by kaujot
Well, you've got me there.
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:52 pm
by swo17
dx23 wrote:
I like how each character's expression fully captures their character arc throughout the film:
Hoffman: I am friendly and will help you out.
Gyllenhaal: Aren't I dreamy?
Latifah: Um, what am I doing in this movie again?
Thompson: I am going to kill you.
Ferrell: Uh...what was that?
The lawn and sky are of course symbolic of the fact that the film takes place on Earth.
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:46 pm
by flyonthewall2983
Feego wrote:
Man, I would not want to be him in high school.
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:21 am
by fiddlesticks
Do Oompa Loompas go to high school?
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:37 am
by domino harvey
Why do his shoes have their own belts?
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:53 pm
by Antoine Doinel
Here's the
trailer for
Ace Ventura Jr. Pet Detective.
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:32 pm
by dx23
Antoine Doinel wrote:Here's the
trailer for
Ace Ventura Jr. Pet Detective.
I saw the trailer a couple of days ago. The star of the film has to be the worst kid actor in the history of cinema.
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:27 pm
by Antoine Doinel
I think my favorite part of that trailer is the recreation of the "Come to me my animal friends" scene with two, apparently poorly trained, birds.
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:17 pm
by Cash Flagg
Any film in the Sony Martini Movies series gets automatic inclusion in this thread.

Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:21 pm
by Mr Sausage
Guinness looks horrified by whatever it is Burl Ives is doing.
Re: Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:43 pm
by Props55
Apparently he's trying to palm off a liter of contraband rum for the Black Bird! Martini Movies has turned OUR MAN IN HAVANA into THE MALTESE FALCON with Guinness as Spade, O'Hara as Miss O'Shaunnesy and Ives as Guttman. Can't wait to see Ernie Kovacs as Wilmer the Gunsel!