Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)

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dx23 · #126 Post by **dx23** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:12 am

davebert wrote:Jenny Lewis does not particularly like to be reminded of this movie, which is a shame.

Really?!? I thought she'll be the first one to joke about it. It's not like she did porn or anything like that; she is part of an 80's classic and she is the crush of many Power Glove wearing kids.

Antoine Doinel · #127 Post by **Antoine Doinel** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:53 pm

teddyleevin wrote:Probably just a lazy/stupid designer.

A lazy designer would've added nothing.

flyonthewall2983 · Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:21 pm

You know, I never really did notice until now how much Dustin Hoffman looks like a capital A.

It's not even in theaters yet, but when I saw this poster I couldn't resist.

A more honest title for this film should be Neither Of These Men Are Will Ferrell

toiletduck! · #129 Post by **toiletduck!** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:35 pm

flyonthewall2983 wrote:It's actually not even in theaters yet, but when I saw this poster I couldn't resist.

On the plus side, I just gained a new pickup line.

-Toilet Dcuk

Antoine Doinel · #130 Post by **Antoine Doinel** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:39 pm

flyonthewall2983 wrote:A more honest title for this film should be Neither Of These Men Are Will Ferrell

True, but Will Arnett is damn hilarious. He just needs to actually sign on to a decent movie. I think he needs to make fast friends with Judd Apatow.

dx23 · #131 Post by **dx23** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:43 am

Another Sony cover. I know that the movie is a comedy, but the cover takes the fun out of it:

Every DVD collector should have one!

Alonzo the Armless · Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:25 am

What a horrible typeface. It looks like it says BLACK SUPFIMFIN.

#133 Post by **domino harvey** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:35 am

what are the odds that "Michael Blackson" is that guy's real name

jbeall · #134 Post by **jbeall** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:51 am

Great, now we've added movies to the list called "Things Master P sucks at." As if rap and basketball weren't enough...

CSM126 · #135 Post by **CSM126** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:56 am

jbeall wrote:Great, now we've added movies to the list called "Things Master P sucks at." As if rap and basketball weren't enough...

Don't forget Pro-wrestling.

richast2 · #136 Post by **richast2** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:37 am

"Hilariously funny"

another great blurb from the department of redundancy department.

jbeall · #137 Post by **jbeall** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:39 pm

The description of Black Supaman from Netflix:

In New Orleans of 2069, 30-year-old slacker Bernard (Master P) grows tired of the crime and corruption he sees in the inner city. He's helpless to change it -- until he tokes up. Then he becomes Black Supaman, a high-flying, invincible superhero in red tights. His mission is to clean up the streets and protect his fellow citizens â€¦ at least until the buzz wears off. Tony Cox, Chris Kennedy and Michael Blackson co-star. Master P also directs.

Put this one in your queue quickly, fellas--this release is going to be hot, hot hot!!

BTW, netflix also shows a different cover

davebert · #138 Post by **davebert** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:53 pm

If that's the best Black Supaman can do for pecs, the world is really in trouble.

#139 Post by **domino harvey** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:58 pm

Something about the phrase "Master P also directs" just hits home too hard.

jbeall · #140 Post by **jbeall** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:46 pm

Upon realizing that he directed Black Supaman as well (thanks for picking that up, domino!), I think we can add to the list:

Things Master P sucks at
1. Rapping
2. Producing
3. Pro wrestling
4. Basketball
5. Directing
6. Spelling

The Invunche · #141 Post by **The Invunche** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:51 pm

He was probably also a shitty Crack dealer.

patrick · #142 Post by **patrick** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:53 pm

I don't know, I think that selling things is probably what he's most talented at.

Barmy · #143 Post by **Barmy** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:15 pm

I'm so scared...

#144 Post by **zedz** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:29 pm

Great title! I guess, any word that's vaguely unfamiliar to non-readers is now officially 'spooky'.

#145 Post by **domino harvey** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:34 pm

Well I for one think it's great that Image licensed their Vampyr cover

Barmy · #146 Post by **Barmy** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:45 pm

min·ion
noun 1. a servile follower or subordinate of a person in power.
2. a favored or highly regarded person.
3. a minor official.
4. Printing. a 7-point type.
adjective 5. dainty; elegant; trim; pretty.

who knew?

#147 Post by **zedz** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:51 pm

If only they'd had the foresight to call their film "The Minor Official." Personally, I'd really go for a horror film called "Dainty!"

#148 Post by **domino harvey** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:05 pm

In a cruel twist of fate, none of the print on the cover is in seven-point font.

dx23 · #149 Post by **dx23** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:14 am

From the rip-artist of Transmorphers, comes:

amazon's editorial review:

You're invited to the wildest party of your life! Come along with Chris and T-Rod, who are ready for anything as they crash a stranger's football party in the Hollywood Hills. When a bizarre mix of unexpected guests starts showing up -- beautiful ladies, a pothead, a rhyming pimp, a drag queen and a SWAT team -- all hell breaks loose! On Game Day, the action's happening on and off-screen, and it's hilarious!

#150 Post by **domino harvey** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:35 am

dx23 wrote:From the rip-artist of Transmorphers

holy smokes

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