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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:12 am
by dx23
davebert wrote:Jenny Lewis does not particularly like to be reminded of this movie, which is a shame.
Really?!? I thought she'll be the first one to joke about it. It's not like she did porn or anything like that; she is part of an 80's classic and she is the crush of many Power Glove wearing kids.
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:53 pm
by Antoine Doinel
teddyleevin wrote:Probably just a lazy/stupid designer.
A lazy designer would've added nothing.
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:21 pm
by flyonthewall2983
You know, I never really did notice until now how much Dustin Hoffman looks like a capital A.
It's not even in theaters yet, but when I saw this poster I couldn't resist.
A more honest title for this film should be
Neither Of These Men Are Will Ferrell
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:35 pm
by toiletduck!
flyonthewall2983 wrote:It's actually not even in theaters yet, but when I saw this poster I couldn't resist.
On the plus side, I just gained a new pickup line.
-Toilet Dcuk
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:39 pm
by Antoine Doinel
flyonthewall2983 wrote:A more honest title for this film should be Neither Of These Men Are Will Ferrell
True, but Will Arnett is damn hilarious. He just needs to actually sign on to a decent movie. I think he needs to make fast friends with Judd Apatow.
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:43 am
by dx23
Another Sony cover. I know that the movie is a comedy, but the cover takes the fun out of it:
Every DVD collector should have one!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:25 am
by Alonzo the Armless
What a horrible typeface. It looks like it says BLACK SUPFIMFIN.
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:35 am
by domino harvey
what are the odds that "Michael Blackson" is that guy's real name
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:51 am
by jbeall
Great, now we've added movies to the list called "Things Master P sucks at." As if rap and basketball weren't enough...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:56 am
by CSM126
jbeall wrote:Great, now we've added movies to the list called "Things Master P sucks at." As if rap and basketball weren't enough...
Don't forget Pro-wrestling.
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:37 am
by richast2
"Hilariously funny"
another great blurb from the department of redundancy department.
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:39 pm
by jbeall
The description of
Black Supaman from Netflix:
In New Orleans of 2069, 30-year-old slacker Bernard (Master P) grows tired of the crime and corruption he sees in the inner city. He's helpless to change it -- until he tokes up. Then he becomes Black Supaman, a high-flying, invincible superhero in red tights. His mission is to clean up the streets and protect his fellow citizens … at least until the buzz wears off. Tony Cox, Chris Kennedy and Michael Blackson co-star. Master P also directs.
Put this one in your queue quickly, fellas--this release is going to be hot, hot hot!!
BTW, netflix also shows a different cover
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:53 pm
by davebert
If that's the best Black Supaman can do for pecs, the world is really in trouble.
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:58 pm
by domino harvey
Something about the phrase "Master P also directs" just hits home too hard.
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:46 pm
by jbeall
Upon realizing that he directed Black Supaman as well (thanks for picking that up, domino!), I think we can add to the list:
Things Master P sucks at
1. Rapping
2. Producing
3. Pro wrestling
4. Basketball
5. Directing
6. Spelling
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:51 pm
by The Invunche
He was probably also a shitty Crack dealer.
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:53 pm
by patrick
I don't know, I think that selling things is probably what he's most talented at.
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:15 pm
by Barmy
I'm so scared...
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:29 pm
by zedz
Great title! I guess, any word that's vaguely unfamiliar to non-readers is now officially 'spooky'.
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:34 pm
by domino harvey
Well I for one think it's great that Image licensed their Vampyr cover
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:45 pm
by Barmy
min·ion
noun 1. a servile follower or subordinate of a person in power.
2. a favored or highly regarded person.
3. a minor official.
4. Printing. a 7-point type.
adjective 5. dainty; elegant; trim; pretty.
who knew?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:51 pm
by zedz
If only they'd had the foresight to call their film "The Minor Official." Personally, I'd really go for a horror film called "Dainty!"
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:05 pm
by domino harvey
In a cruel twist of fate, none of the print on the cover is in seven-point font.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:14 am
by dx23
From the rip-artist of Transmorphers, comes:
amazon's editorial review:
You're invited to the wildest party of your life! Come along with Chris and T-Rod, who are ready for anything as they crash a stranger's football party in the Hollywood Hills. When a bizarre mix of unexpected guests starts showing up -- beautiful ladies, a pothead, a rhyming pimp, a drag queen and a SWAT team -- all hell breaks loose! On Game Day, the action's happening on and off-screen, and it's hilarious!
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:35 am
by domino harvey
dx23 wrote:From the rip-artist of Transmorphers
holy smokes