Re: 'Rediculous' Customer & Critic Reviews
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:44 am
I feel somewhat ashamed, because I actually DID guess the film before clicking
Ah well...
Ah well...
I think he meant surprising visuals like Eddie Murphy in a fat suit or Ben Stiller fighting a dinosaur skeleton. Hey, sorry if not all of us find long tracking shots of dirty water visually arresting. You can keep your old, foreign "cinema", that's just more Waynes brothers for me!nor are there any surprising visuals
What else did you give him?LQ wrote:So... ](*,) This is all the worse because I know this person. This person is a friend of mine. After giving him a few choice dvds to facilitate his attempt to "get into movies", I get this message:
"i watched M the other day, it was black and white in german. It's about some child molester right? i kinda dozed off at the end. it looked good tho, i'll probably watch the other guys this weekend"
siiiiggghhhh
All this is absolutely true, of course. And you can't blame anyone per se who doesn't like Tarkovsky, "M", "Persona" or whatever favourite film of ours. But there's a difference between simply not liking certain styles of filmmaking and writing about the experience in the vague way that 'reviewer' did. As that website says, " Mr. Harie works at the University of Central Florida Library, and is an avid movie lover". The site also states that its "Examiners are credible, passionate, knowledgeable writers." A little bit of research would have told him that he wasn't talking about some super-obscure Russian film nobody else had ever heard of.bunuelian wrote: I think it takes a certain education in film to understand Stalker, which unfortunately is something that most people don't comprehend as even possible - we're raised to expect cinema to do our thinking for us. Tarkovsky respected his audience too much, in this sense.
In a similar situation with a friend of mine. He's going to film school and everything, but it's like pulling teeth to even get him to watch anything. I've only managed to get him to watch Amarcord and The Seventh Continent, both of which he actually liked. Despite this he still would rather watch 10,000 B. C. then The Tenant. He actually flat out refused to watch Barry Lyndon for the length.bunuelian wrote: I've made a friend recently who is highly motivated to make his own short films. He's spent a good deal on gear and is working his way through all the technical problems with hobbyist digital filmmaking, but seems to have a limited exposure to foreign film. I lent him a few discs from my collection that I think would be great for someone interested in film as a process.
He thought Andrei Rublev was intensely dull and morose. I'd given him my blessing to keep the disc forever, with the understanding that he'd watch it again and then again, to really understand it, but he returned it with the assurance that he'd never want to try again. I thought that perhaps I'd simply overshot with this film, that it resonates for specific reasons that don't work with him.
But then he rejected Persona as "too intense".
I guess that makes it kind of obvious what kind of films your friend wants to make.knives wrote:In a similar situation with a friend of mine. He's going to film school and everything, but it's like pulling teeth to even get him to watch anything. I've only managed to get him to watch Amarcord and The Seventh Continent, both of which he actually liked. Despite this he still would rather watch 10,000 B. C. then The Tenant. He actually flat out refused to watch Barry Lyndon for the length.
I'm not sure I'd agree with that, as I saw Stalker on its original UK release (at the late lamented Academy Cinema, now the Oxford Street Marks & Spencers), when I must have been about thirteen. In fact, I think it was the first subtitled film I'd ever seen in the cinema - I always thought it was Diva, but I can't have seen that until the following year. And while I certainly can't pretend I grasped everything intellectually, I found it completely compelling on a gut level. In fact, along with 2001 a couple of years earlier, it was the film that demonstrated to me that the medium could do far, far more than just deliver pre-packaged entertainment.bunuelian wrote:Yeah, well, Stalker . . . it's tough going. I love it, but if you're not interested in respecting film as something other than popcorn entertainment, it'll fly right past you. I think it takes a certain education in film to understand Stalker, which unfortunately is something that most people don't comprehend as even possible - we're raised to expect cinema to do our thinking for us. Tarkovsky respected his audience too much, in this sense.
I took my wife to Andrei Rublev, which was a mistake for all sorts of reasons. I don't think she'd have liked it much anyway, but it didn't help that we'd spent the morning visiting a pretty overwhelming National Gallery exhibition of Russian landscape painting (so she really wasn't in the mood for a three-hour Russian epic), the subtitles on the print were embarrassingly bad (including some toe-curling American slang), and the cinema itself was freezing. Not a success.He thought Andrei Rublev was intensely dull and morose. I'd given him my blessing to keep the disc forever, with the understanding that he'd watch it again and then again, to really understand it, but he returned it with the assurance that he'd never want to try again. I thought that perhaps I'd simply overshot with this film, that it resonates for specific reasons that don't work with him.
I've met Jan Svankmajer on a great many occasions, and he's one of the most disarmingly normal-looking people I can think of - if you didn't know any better, you'd think he was a retired doctor or lawyer. And the idea that you can make his type of painstakingly calculated frame-by-frame cinema in any state other than completely rational focused concentration is frankly hilarious.He furthermore rejected Svankmajer's "Alice" as the work of someone on a lot of drugs. I wanted to slap him, or at least say, "That's rediculus!" But it's difficult, when you're not invested in making film, to point out to someone who is so invested that what they just watched involved extreme degrees of creativity.
James Woods says much the same thing about David Cronenberg near the beginning of the Videodrome commentary!MichaelB wrote:But then again, most of the cinema's great nutjobs come across as startlingly sane in person - Guy Maddin, David Lynch, Ken Russell and Andrzej Zulawski spring immediately to mind, but I'm sure there are loads of other examples.
It should be noted that this DVD actually includes an English dub track. As the default audio option.Amazon user Ernest D. Cossiboom wrote:WARNING: ENGLISH VIEWERS WILL HAVE TO READ THIS MOVIE!
I don't understand why so many wonderful movies are showing up for sale in the United States that require English speaking viewers to read them. Of course, it's a small world after all, but until they can come up with English language audio, these movies need to stay in their countries of origin. How many people in the United States speak Swedish, anyway?
3.0 out of 5 stars Good flick in the wrong language, March 1, 2009
WARNING--"SPANISH LANGUAGE FILM--ENGLISH VIEWERS MUST READ THIS FEATURE."
When I pick up a movie in the United States, I really expect it to feature English language. I'm sorry if that seems offensive, but I don't even like to have to choose "English" when I call about my insurance or credit cards. English is still the official language here, and I think we should work to ensure that it stays that way. Anyone who can't speak English should learn before they arrive. I wouldn't go to Mexico without knowing Spanish.
With that said, I love horror films, and this one is very good. Still, I read all week long in my job, and the last thing that I want to do on the weekend is kick back and read a movie. If these movie makers want to break into American movie markets, and make American dollars, they should have to bring American buyers English language films. At least put a big warning on the front cover that says "SPANISH LANGUAGE FILM--ENGLISH VIEWERS MUST READ THIS FEATURE."
Didn't The Orphanage make a pretty big sum of money for a small release?If these movie makers want to break into American movie markets, and make American dollars, they should have to bring American buyers English language films.
Now that's what I call a patriot.When I pick up a movie in the United States, I really expect it to feature English language. I'm sorry if that seems offensive, but I don't even like to have to choose "English" when I call about my insurance or credit cards. English is still the official language here, and I think we should work to ensure that it stays that way. Anyone who can't speak English should learn before they arrive. [. . .] If these movie makers want to break into American movie markets, and make American dollars, they should have to bring American buyers English language films.
So who wants to break it to him that there is no official language in The United States?Some guy wrote:English is still the official language here, and I think we should work to ensure that it stays that way.
I'll give him credit for at least holding himself to his own loony standards. Too bad it most likely means he's planning on never traveling outside America.Some Guy wrote:I wouldn't go to Mexico without knowing Spanish.