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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:09 pm
by aox
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:16 pm
by swo17
Obviously they are rebranding to a more crumbcake-themed design scheme.
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:34 pm
by Tom Hagen
Now they just need to find a barista who can execute a "wacky C" design with a foam pour on a latte.
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:38 pm
by Matt
Why is Criterion wasting their time on crumbcake, which is already available in perfectly acceptable forms in other countries? Why don't they focus on donuts? I'd buy one in every flavor. Peter Becker must hate donuts.
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:42 pm
by domino harvey
There appears to be some filling inside the cake... could this be the ever-elusive double clue?!
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:19 pm
by NABOB OF NOWHERE
It's a piece of cake, a piece of CRUMB cake
Obviously they're lining up Caspar the friendly Ghost
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:50 pm
by zedz
Of course, every cake baked in a ring-shaped tin will form a wacky C at some point, so this must be a clue that Criterion are eventually going to release everything.
(As long as it was baked in a ring-shaped tin.)
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:00 pm
by knives
I think that plot's half baked [/rimshot]
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:38 pm
by aox
Layer Cake release?
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:07 pm
by Zinoviev
Can She Bake a Cherry Pie?
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:05 am
by Gary Gnu
(Taking good advantage of that 7 second delay.) Well, now they're just ****ing with us. :-s
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:07 am
by domino harvey
Cooking with us?
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:10 am
by Gary Gnu
domino harvey wrote:Cooking with us?
Sorry. I unsuccessfully parodied a failed censorship on FOX News that happened recently.
But, yes. They are cooking with us, as well as fucking with us. "Sitophilia"...
Sweet Movie?
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:11 am
by domino harvey
Gary Gnu, don't wreck my jokes by editing your posts. These jokes are all I have in this cruel world
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:13 am
by Gary Gnu
I went back and fixed it. I don't think anyone else saw me edit it.
... Call me out on it, but I'm going with Blu-Ray for
Sweet Movie. Is the cake made of feces, by chance?
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:13 am
by Brian C
OMG, they posted something about Black Narcissus today. IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING!
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:19 am
by knives
It must mean you have to buy it.
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:23 pm
by Feego
Brian C wrote:OMG, they posted something about Black Narcissus today. IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING!
3D Blu-ray! \:D/
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:49 pm
by Gary Gnu
Feego wrote:Brian C wrote:OMG, they posted something about Black Narcissus today. IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING!
3D Blu-ray! \:D/

I was thinking the same thing!
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:20 pm
by swo17
Sneak peak at an upcoming cover:

Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:24 pm
by souvenir
Island of Lost Souls?
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:49 pm
by movielocke
Someone on FB said it's an image from The Game, from the psyche eval Douglas does.
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:03 pm
by swo17
And the same guy checked his DVD and didn't see that image.
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:14 pm
by Tom Hagen
swo17 wrote:And the same guy checked his DVD and didn't see that image.
The unemployment situation is worse than I ever imagined.
Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:26 pm
by Gary Gnu
I think it's The Cure.