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cdnchris wrote:EDIT: Sorry. I didn't mean to call it a "pinko" health care system, I meant "Nazi" health care system.

Tarrantino is a modern day Shakespeare. He borrows from all the filmmakers he loved growing up.

It's a Nazi Orwellian Socialist healthcare system. Do keep up.

cdnchris wrote:

Tarrantino is a modern day Shakespeare. He borrows from all the filmmakers he loved growing up.

Just like Shakespeare did.

kaujot wrote:

cdnchris wrote:

Tarrantino is a modern day Shakespeare. He borrows from all the filmmakers he loved growing up.

Just like Shakespeare did.

Well, Shakespeare did borrow from loads and loads of literary figures. I suppose there's something of a connection there. Something, anyway.

I love Johnny Depp and think he is a terific actor who takes on difficult roles and does them wonderfully BUT THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE, I hated it, in fact I did not get through the whole movie.
It reminded me of a very badly overacted Grease. As good looking as Johnny is, that cant carry this movie. Sorry I bought it as I could have watched it for free on Comcast On Demand:(

knives wrote:What happens when a teenage girl watches a pre-pirates Depp movie

I love Johnny Depp and think he is a terific actor who takes on difficult roles and does them wonderfully BUT THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE, I hated it, in fact I did not get through the whole movie.
It reminded me of a very badly overacted Grease. As good looking as Johnny is, that cant carry this movie. Sorry I bought it as I could have watched it for free on Comcast On Demand:(

foliagecop wrote:

knives wrote:What happens when a teenage girl watches a pre-pirates Depp movie

I love Johnny Depp and think he is a terific actor who takes on difficult roles and does them wonderfully BUT THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE, I hated it, in fact I did not get through the whole movie.
It reminded me of a very badly overacted Grease. As good looking as Johnny is, that cant carry this movie. Sorry I bought it as I could have watched it for free on Comcast On Demand:(

What was the film?

I agree, horrible film.
I watch all dull Asian movies in 2x speed, so I can experience the movie and still feel like I didn't waste my life on a cruddy flick. No matter how untolerable, I like to finish a movie, and understand the culture and mentality behind certain people and or countries.

can someone explain why it took over 3 minutes for the three men to urinate? lol
This has little volume, so I am unsure if they were finished peeing after a minute, but too afraid to pull out, because they are shy...Don't want to be seen tucking their privates back under?
Their eye gestures and expressions hinted they felt uncomfortable standing so close at the urinals, so I might be right.

Michael wrote:When i see a historic movie i wanna see it Troy/Braveheart/Last Samurai style
I dont wanna see the characters speak in poems and rhymes..its bullcrap!

These type of movies should be directed by Mel Gibson or Roland Emmerich or someone who knows how to handle this genre.

Michael wrote:The New World:

These type of movies should be directed by Mel Gibson or Roland Emmerich or someone who knows how to handle this genre.

Over protective moron at Amazon.com wrote:I watched this as a child but didn't recall the part where the little cute baby oysters come out of the sea with the walrus and the carpenter. They are really cute, and you think they will learn a lesson but be all right when they don't listen to their mother, but the big walrus guy eats them. When my little boy figured this out, his face just dropped. Before that he liked it because of the really cute baby oysters. This is NOT for little little ones. He's 4. The mad hatter has this tongue problem that his tongue is always hanging out of his mouth. Combine that with the obnoxious worm that keeps breathing smoke in Alice's face saying who are you very annoyingly and I was thoroughly irritated. Keep in mind, this is only my OPINION, but I wanted to take it back to the store and get my money back. Be sure you rent and watch anything from childhood before buying. Your memory of it is a child's. Mine had quite a few years in between. I hope this was helpful.

cdnchris wrote:

Over protective moron at Amazon.com wrote:I watched this as a child but didn't recall the part where the little cute baby oysters come out of the sea with the walrus and the carpenter. They are really cute, and you think they will learn a lesson but be all right when they don't listen to their mother, but the big walrus guy eats them. When my little boy figured this out, his face just dropped. Before that he liked it because of the really cute baby oysters. This is NOT for little little ones. He's 4. The mad hatter has this tongue problem that his tongue is always hanging out of his mouth. Combine that with the obnoxious worm that keeps breathing smoke in Alice's face saying who are you very annoyingly and I was thoroughly irritated. Keep in mind, this is only my OPINION, but I wanted to take it back to the store and get my money back. Be sure you rent and watch anything from childhood before buying. Your memory of it is a child's. Mine had quite a few years in between. I hope this was helpful.

3 out of 5:
"Arrived as expected but couldn't watch it because of the cancer theme and vomiting scenes/references, none of which were in the previews."
Date: August 19, 2009
Rated by Buyer: cavinger

… let’s ponder the question. Who would win in a fight. Russell Crowe’s GLADIATOR or Mel Gibson’s WILLIAM WALLACE. I have to say, I think Crowe would wipe the floor with Wallace – but Willy could beserker his way through to an impossible victory. What do you think? Willy or Crowe?

Btw – is there a hotter cartoon fuck than Frazetta’s Teegra? I think not. Sure Olive Oyl is more flexible and Betty Boop knows all the best tricks, but Teegra’s lines draw one thing from any man that watches her on screen… and that’s desire.