Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

[swo17]

DVDBeaver on Space Buddies =;

I'm glad the guy they got to review this had the proper background of having already seen Seven Samurai, La strada, and The Third Man.

[domino harvey]

[Antoine Doinel]

That expression is probably from all the substances he ingested to make it through a film with Meg Ryan.

[colinr0380]

At least Space Buddies looks more realistic than Armageddon!

[Barmy]

[Antoine Doinel]

Interesting.....I didn't know James Dean was present at the Resurrection. I guess I've been reading the wrong Bible.

[arsonfilms]

Hill Number One makes more sense as a title than Number Hill One. Any idea why they called it...

Oh wait, the graphic designer is just an idiot.

[manicsounds]

[Cash Flagg]

It is a pleasant surprise to see William H. Macy play against type as a loser though.

[jbeall]

[Schkura]

Leif Erickson? How old is this movie?

[dx23]

[Forrest Taft]

A film by Wim Winders?

[Matt]

A film by Wim Winders?

Like it says, everyone has something to hide.

[domino harvey]

I'll never forget the time I was in a video store and this guy was on his cell phone calling his wife, and the conversation went something like this: "How about Million Dollar Hotel?... Yeah, me neither.... It's got Mel Gibson... Yeah, so it's probably good."

[flyonthewall2983]

If you look at it close, it's an e not an i.

[dx23]

[Murdoch]

Finally! I may be the only person that loves that movie.

[kaujot]

I remember seeing it in theaters and thinking that God had smiled upon me.

[nsps]

I just hope this Extreme Edition finally reaches the levels of extremity that the film deserves.

[FerdinandGriffon]

A film by Wim Winders?

Like it says, everyone has something to hide.

Who'd have thought Wim was hiding a Bono though.

The Million Dollar Hotel is 2000 drama film based on a concept story by Bono of U2

[Lemmy Caution]

Saw a whole slew of bad covers today at the dvd shops.
Had a few good chuckles.

There was a truly hilarious faux-apocalyptic cover for Aftermath: Population Zero, which I can't find online. Suffice it to say that there was a strong hint of Planet of the Apes, along with the top of the Eiffel Tower snapping off and falling from the upper right. It's actually a National Geographic film, which I never would have guessed from the cheesy horror cover.

This design is pretty lame, and I'm left wondering who thinks putting numbers in words is a good idea.



This is pretty silly as well:



Must be tough for Sly to make a legal header what with the short arm and hand growing out of his head.
Then again, that probably takes a backseat to playing football as a three-headed Siamese twin (Siamese triplet?).
Unless they play in a special league and go up against two-headed Rosie Greers and such.

Who said they blew all of their creativity coming up with the title:



Sure hope this cover doesn't give me nightmares:



There was also a laughable cover of a fragmented face for a Korean film called Nightmare, but I can't find that online. Was very red and looked like there were knuckles growing out the forehead or somesuch.

[Tom Hagen]

Four stars, bitches: Milk.

[Murdoch]

Looks like Travers' wet dream has come true, a blurb of his is now the subtitle of a film.

[Cash Flagg]

So, films are "based on a true story" if the subjects aren't famous, and "based on the true story" if they are?