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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:17 pm
by swo17
I'm glad the guy they got to review this had the proper background of having already seen
Seven Samurai,
La strada, and
The Third Man.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:34 pm
by domino harvey
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:01 pm
by Antoine Doinel
That expression is probably from all the substances he ingested to make it through a film with Meg Ryan.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:36 pm
by colinr0380
At least Space Buddies looks more realistic than Armageddon!

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:16 pm
by Barmy
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:34 pm
by Antoine Doinel
Interesting.....I didn't know James Dean was present at the Resurrection. I guess I've been reading the wrong Bible.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:43 pm
by arsonfilms
Hill Number One makes more sense as a title than Number Hill One. Any idea why they called it...
Oh wait, the graphic designer is just an idiot.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:52 am
by manicsounds
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:35 am
by Cash Flagg
It is a pleasant surprise to see William H. Macy play against type as a loser though.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:48 pm
by jbeall
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:45 pm
by Schkura
Leif Erickson? How old
is this movie?
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:10 pm
by dx23
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:19 pm
by Forrest Taft
A film by Wim Winders?
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:06 pm
by Matt
RobertAltman wrote:A film by Wim Winders?
Like it says, everyone has something to hide.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:22 pm
by domino harvey
I'll never forget the time I was in a video store and this guy was on his cell phone calling his wife, and the conversation went something like this: "How about Million Dollar Hotel?... Yeah, me neither.... It's got Mel Gibson... Yeah, so it's probably good."
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:38 pm
by flyonthewall2983
If you look at it close, it's an e not an i.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:23 am
by dx23
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:51 am
by Murdoch
Finally! I may be the only person that loves that movie.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:00 am
by kaujot
I remember seeing it in theaters and thinking that God had smiled upon me.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:29 am
by nsps
I just hope this Extreme Edition finally reaches the levels of extremity that the film deserves.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:49 am
by FerdinandGriffon
Matt wrote:RobertAltman wrote:A film by Wim Winders?
Like it says, everyone has something to hide.
Who'd have thought Wim was hiding a Bono though.
Wikipedia wrote:The Million Dollar Hotel is 2000 drama film based on a concept story by Bono of U2
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:47 pm
by Lemmy Caution
Saw a whole slew of bad covers today at the dvd shops.
Had a few good chuckles.
There was a truly hilarious faux-apocalyptic cover for
Aftermath: Population Zero, which I can't find online. Suffice it to say that there was a strong hint of Planet of the Apes, along with the top of the Eiffel Tower snapping off and falling from the upper right. It's actually a National Geographic film, which I never would have guessed from the cheesy horror cover.
This design is pretty lame, and I'm left wondering who thinks putting numbers in words is a good idea.
This is pretty silly as well:
Must be tough for Sly to make a legal header what with the short arm and hand growing out of his head.
Then again, that probably takes a backseat to playing football as a three-headed Siamese twin (Siamese triplet?).
Unless they play in a special league and go up against two-headed Rosie Greers and such.
Who said they blew all of their creativity coming up with the title:
Sure hope this cover doesn't give me nightmares:
There was also a laughable cover of a fragmented face for a Korean film called
Nightmare, but I can't find that online. Was very red and looked like there were knuckles growing out the forehead or somesuch.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:27 pm
by Tom Hagen
Four stars, bitches:
Milk.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:41 pm
by Murdoch
Looks like Travers' wet dream has come true, a blurb of his is now the subtitle of a film.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:12 am
by Cash Flagg
So, films are "based on a true story" if the subjects aren't famous, and "based on the true story" if they are?