The long version...
I grew up in a household with a fairly strict Disney/
Star Trek only rule, and didn't really start watching films seriously until the latter half of the '90s, kickstarted by stuff like
Fargo and
Taxi Driver, which I watched in my room in secret, with the volume way down and one foot resting against the door. I resisted DVDs initially. I had a pretty meager VHS collection, consisting of maybe 10-20 SNL alum comedies that my friends in high school all told me to like, but somehow I knew if I started buying DVDs it would eventually get out of hand.
I did it anyway. The first film I felt like I absolutely had to own (and often commented that I would like to have it soldered into my DVD player to keep it on permanent rotation) was (no judging)
Requiem for a Dream. I watched the crap out of that DVD but eventually it felt kind of silly to have a collection of only one. So I went out to find my DVD some friends.
I'm sure it was around this time that I discovered the Criterion Collection, though it didn't really register at first. I noticed that films like
Rushmore,
Brazil,
George Washington, and
The Last Temptation of Christ had DVDs out that were more expensive than most, which was kind of annoying, though I also noticed that they seemed to keep their value if I ever tried to sell any of them. I kept on buying DVDs.
At some point, I had pretty much bought all of the mainstream stuff a guy in the early 2000s could ever need. I decided to branch out a little. I bought the
Three Colors trilogy. My roommate declared that I now officially had a problem. I kept buying DVDs. Not soon after, I met my future wife because of
a movie. This whole obsession was starting to pay off.
Fast forward several years. Were it not for a rigorous start in the workforce that demanded much of my time, this next step might have happened much sooner. But as it happened, it was early in 2008 that I started really delving into important cinema of the past. Theyshootpictures.com was an invaluable resource in helping me fill in gaps in the canon, and in doing so, I noticed that a whole lot of the films I was watching were put out by some company called Criterion. I found their website and would drool daily at all of the delicious DVDs on display. One of those days I found a link on Criterion's website to this forum. The end.
P.S. At no point since I started watching movies has the word "cinephile" ever crossed my mind.