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davebert · #176 Post by **davebert** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:34 am

Except that it ain't early no more.

portnoy · #177 Post by **portnoy** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:09 pm

Yeah - I meant to post that a few weeks ago, but never got around to it. I don't keep track of the actual street dates on these things.

colinr0380 · #178 Post by **colinr0380** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:44 pm

mezcla wrote:still debating what i'll actually do with them. that said i might actually read this thread and find some ideas. i wrote something to someone on my tales of hoffman card i got when they first came out

If you collect enough, try making a house of cards! Aside from that, I'm stumped.

mikeohhh · #179 Post by **mikeohhh** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:30 pm

portnoy wrote:8 1/2 inside Clean, Shaven

it's still funny

hammock · #180 Post by **hammock** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:08 pm

mikeohhh wrote:
portnoy wrote:8 1/2 inside Clean, Shaven
it's still funny

Agreed! I wonder what other funny combinations could be made from 2 or more titles... Do The Right Thing in Fat Girl?

davebert · #181 Post by **davebert** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:40 pm

Why not stick with the tried and true? 8 1/2 in Fat Girl. In fact 8 1/2 in _____ is pretty much a Criterion Mad Libs waiting to happen.

justeleblanc · #182 Post by **justeleblanc** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:59 am

Gimme Shelter in Sisters.

Cinesimilitude · #183 Post by **Cinesimilitude** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:10 am

some of my favorites...

8 1/2 in A Night to Remember
8 1/2 inside the third man
8 1/2 in the harder they come.
8 1/2 inside sisters
8 1/2 inside the lady eve
8 1/2 inside withnail and I
8 1/2 inside Rebecca
8 1/2 inside the horses mouth
8 1/2 inside Elena AND her men
8 1/2 inside A woman under the influence
8 1/2 in Forbidden Games
8 1/2 inside The Virgin spring.
8 1/2 inside Pandora's Box

And a twist...
How to get ahead in advertising (with 8 1/2!)

miless · #184 Post by **miless** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:32 am

SncDthMnky wrote:some of my favorites...
8 1/2 in the harder they come.

i think it works better as:
The Harder, They Come in 8 1/2

and "8 1/2 in The Horses Mouth" works the best

magicmarker · #185 Post by **magicmarker** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:37 am

How about:

Bondu Saved from Drowning in The Blob

Love in the Afternoon with The 400 Blows

The Bank Dick in Pandora's Box

davebert · #186 Post by **davebert** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:01 am

I love how that's your first post.

"Welcome to the forum, here's a dick joke."

We're a classy bunch.

toiletduck! · #187 Post by **toiletduck!** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:54 am

C'mon, where's 8 1/2 in My Man Godfrey?

Seduced and Abandoned has potential as well (I'm partial to the sorrowfully whimsical Seduced and Abandoned in My Life as a Dog.)

-Toilet Dcuk

hammock · #188 Post by **hammock** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:23 am

magicmarker wrote:How about:

Bondu Saved from Drowning in The Blob

Love in the Afternoon with The 400 Blows

The Bank Dick in Pandora's Box

Welcome to the board! All 3 are fantastic.

One last one from me: The Harder They Come in The Horses Mouth

justeleblanc · #189 Post by **justeleblanc** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:22 pm

hammock wrote:The Harder They Come in The Horses Mouth

Best one so far!

justeleblanc · #190 Post by **justeleblanc** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:24 pm

The Harder They Come in Eyes Without a Face

colinr0380 · #191 Post by **colinr0380** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:56 pm

Flesh For Frankenstein including Hearts and Minds?

In The Mood For Love with Fanny And Alexander?

Schkura · #192 Post by **Schkura** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:44 pm

justeleblanc wrote:The Harder They Come in Eyes Without a Face

This just upset my workplace something awful. =D>

Ives · #193 Post by **Ives** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:33 pm

I found young mr. lincoln in 3 women.

or

Hey! There's seven samurai in 3 women.

or

do the right thing in young torless

(my humble apologies....)

miless · #194 Post by **miless** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:46 am

8 1/2 in The Ruling Class
8 1/2 in Koko, a talking gorilla
the Harder They Come in Rebecca

#195 Post by **Mr Sausage** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:24 pm

What surprises me is not that we've managed to turn an innocent thread into smut, but that it took us nine pages.

Lemmy Caution · #196 Post by **Lemmy Caution** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:40 am

Crazed Fruit in Pandora's Box.

(sorry, couldn't resist )

Cinesimilitude · #197 Post by **Cinesimilitude** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:12 am

Maybe it's the fact that our updates are often boring, but I'm wondering why no one has commented on the pdf catalogue hammock scanned in for all of us to enjoy, which I posted about in the Criterion Dungeon thread. The nice comments inspire him to do more folks, get on it.

oh and...

The rock in that obscure object of desire.

jon · #198 Post by **jon** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:07 pm

Lemmy Caution wrote:Crazed Fruit in Pandora's Box.

winner for me

...but ive got one that no one will be able to resist:

Amarcord in Symbiopsychotaxiplasm

Cinesimilitude · #199 Post by **Cinesimilitude** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:24 pm

jon wrote:Amarcord in Symbiopsychotaxiplasm

wait...

you remember the role that human psychology and creativity play in shaping the total environment-which at the same time, very environmental factors continually affect and determine human psychology and creativity?

I missed the smutty part...

jorencain · #200 Post by **jorencain** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:42 pm

Naked Lunch in Mamma Roma

Brief Encounter with The Lady Eve

Hmmm. Neither are as good as "The Bank Dick in Pandora's Box." =D>

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