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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2020 6:50 pm
by Pavel
The Secret? Dare to Dream!
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2020 6:54 pm
by swo17
therewillbeblus wrote: Fri Sep 11, 2020 6:45 pm
There's apparently a colon in there. I just looked up what the secret is. It's pretty dumb.
The secret to colon health? That actually sounds pretty important
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2020 7:03 pm
by bottled spider
The most popular review on letterboxd explains pretty clearly what the movie is about:
In my attempt to make David Lynch sick by thinking mean thoughts about him landed me in the hospital due to a fairly damaging seizure. I was in the hospital for 3 days only thinking a happy thoughts about me and stealing any sort of medical equipment I could find and I have about two bags full of medical equipment now. Tonight I am back home and I will hook up all of the hospital tools and start thinking negative thoughts about David Lynch again. The 3 days should have rested me and tonight I will use these heartbeat monitors and toilet things to have extreme negative energy.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2020 12:34 pm
by eerik
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2020 5:17 pm
by Cash Flagg
They should have added another 16 on the right side to balance things out.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2020 3:02 am
by flyonthewall2983
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2020 3:11 am
by bottled spider
I declare you the winner of this thread.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2020 3:11 am
by therewillbeblus
Looks exactly like every deodorant ad I’ve seen on the subway
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2020 4:01 am
by Brian C
Yeah ... even that tag line reeks of fragrance ad.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 7:57 pm
by colinr0380
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:12 pm
by flyonthewall2983
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:16 pm
by okcmaxk
Ralph Bakshi’s Drive
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:34 pm
by domino harvey
How are these studios so
bad at this?
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:58 pm
by flyonthewall2983
Both of these covers might be custom jobs, since there's no official announcements for either yet, just rumors from very reliable (apparently) sources.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:00 pm
by therewillbeblus
There has been enough great artwork done for Drive, within the first year or two post-release alone, for no one to ever need to go shopping for a new design. This may actually be the only bad one I’ve seen. I’m convinced there is some kind of blind dart-throwing Wolf of Wall Street gag among execs to result in these picks- nobody who literally gets paid to make decisions on advertising can have this poor taste, can they?
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:06 pm
by knives
I think if you took away the Bakshied Gosling it is a good cover.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 8:42 pm
by Pavel
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:35 pm
by Cash Flagg
I don’t see munch wrong with it, other than the fact that it apparently says Collectible Steelbook directly on said steelbook.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:40 pm
by Luke M
Famous Ukrainian, Edvard Munch.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:58 pm
by domino harvey
It’s kind of a funny idea (though more than a little well-worn already), but I was under the impression the film wasn’t exactly a barrel of laffs
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2020 6:11 pm
by flyonthewall2983
Here's the actual cover. Better but much worse than the Blu-ray cover since the heads are a little too big for their bodies
I seem to remember there were some good candidates for this on the fake Criterion cover thread.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2020 10:18 pm
by aox
Pavel wrote: Wed Sep 23, 2020 8:42 pm
That is genuinely one of the worst things I have ever seen, especially when the context is considered.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2020 6:59 pm
by flyonthewall2983
Not a cover, but Roger Waters: Us + Them is a very lightweight cardboard envelope, the size of a postcard. I saw it while at a record store recently and was shocked at just how simple it was.
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:41 am
by flyonthewall2983
Didn't The Police put this out in 1981?
Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 7:44 am
by Orlac
Pavel wrote: Wed Sep 23, 2020 8:42 pm
I like it!