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The only thing I like about the Project X cover is that the male star* is wearing lots more lipstick than his female costar.

* "matthew BRODERICK"

That's the most inept attempt at airbrushed cleavage I've seen in a while. Embarrassing.

Her nipples are higher than her armpits.

I do not understand why they think guns are going to stop air strikes.

rspaight wrote:Her nipples are higher than her armpits.

How do you figure?

The Narrator Returns wrote:I do not understand why they think guns are going to stop air strikes.

Or kicks, however well-placed. They're clearly throwing their all into it, though.

They're jump-kicking to avoid the blast of the fiery explosion, which is apparently not hot enough to melt spandex.

mfunk9786 wrote:

rspaight wrote:Her nipples are higher than her armpits.

How do you figure?

With a great deal of Photoshop-obfuscated approximation. The fact that her shoulder(s) appear to be dislocated isn't helping.

Gregory wrote:They're jump-kicking to avoid the blast of the fiery explosion, which is apparently not hot enough to melt spandex.

No kidding. One way of looking at it is that they are all at ground zero for one of the missiles, and that the explosion is just starting up all around them. It may be that none of these people will live long enough to appear in the actual movie.

Gregory wrote:not hot enough to melt spandex.

I'm sure the same could be said for all of us on this forum.

And who the hell is Xin?

The Narrator Returns wrote:I do not understand why they think guns are going to stop air strikes.

But these guns piss lava.

Edit: But these muskets piss lava.

feihong wrote:And who the hell is Xin?

I don't know. But since they receive third billing I can only assume they're nowhere near as famous as Heather Hemmens and Alan Rachins (or they have a worse agent.)

feihong wrote:And who the hell is Xin?

It's pronounced "Chin". And I think he must be the fellow jutting his in the foreground.

According to IMDB his full name is Xin Sarith Wuku, and he's the guy at the bottom about to get melted alive by lava.

The movie's a sequel to Volcano, right?

Someone's gonna get teabagged by Jack Frost

That's a really cool cover actually though I'm a sucker for that texture.

Drucker wrote:Everything on this list

So the common threads I can follow through that never-ending crawl of awful failures are:

A) Movies about books: it's a rare thing that a hit movie features protagonists who are writers, or editors, or publishers. But I didn't realize how common a happenstance it was in movies which are terrible failures.

B) Megan Fox and Mandy Moore. It looks like they both could have a side business just starring in this kind of irredeemable crap. Wait; both of them already do.

At least it's not The Ghost in the Computer.

What's with Ellen Page and ghost cats?