Worst DVD covers... ever!

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Matt
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#201 Post by Matt »

I can deal with the cover for the three-disc set, but the two-discer... ugh. Nothing like some heavily-Photoshopped cankles to sell discs, eh boys?

http://www.dvdanswers.com/index.php?r=0 ... &n=1&burl=
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#202 Post by FilmFanSea »

That is so horrendously bad---especially disappointing since it's coming from Warner. Otherwise, I'm speechless.
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#203 Post by godardslave »

jorencain wrote:"The Power Of Christ Impales You!!!" #-o
maybe i should make this my signature.
matt wrote:I can deal with the cover for the three-disc set, but the two-discer... ugh. Nothing like some heavily-Photoshopped cankles to sell discs, eh boys?

http://www.dvdanswers.com/index.php?r=0 ... &n=1&burl=
I agree. the 2 disc cover is bad. AAH ITS SO BRIGHT! 8-) [worst wizard of oz dvd cover.... ever!!]

the 3 disc cover i actually quite like, with the dark shadow of the witch and the old style font.
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#204 Post by jesus the mexican boi »

godardslave wrote: the 3 disc cover i actually quite like, with the dark shadow of the witch and the old style font.
Check out the specs on the 3-disc set. I think it comes with an actual munchkin enclosed.
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#205 Post by skuhn8 »

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Hate to complain about BFI but what's with the poorly selected screen cap?
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#206 Post by justinbaker2 »

matt wrote:I can deal with the cover for the three-disc set, but the two-discer... ugh. Nothing like some heavily-Photoshopped cankles to sell discs, eh boys?

http://www.dvdanswers.com/index.php?r=0 ... &n=1&burl=
In all fairness, this cover wouldn't be so bad for a Bunuel film.
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#207 Post by godardslave »

jesus the mexican boi wrote:
godardslave wrote: the 3 disc cover i actually quite like, with the dark shadow of the witch and the old style font.
Check out the specs on the 3-disc set. I think it comes with an actual munchkin enclosed.
yes probably, they seem to have covered everything else.

one thing though, is the munchkin region free?
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#208 Post by devlinnn »

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I guess it could have been worse, but only just. (pan n' scan to boot!)
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#209 Post by Napoleon »

matt wrote:I can deal with the cover for the three-disc set, but the two-discer... ugh. Nothing like some heavily-Photoshopped cankles to sell discs, eh boys?

http://www.dvdanswers.com/index.php?r=0 ... &n=1&burl=
A ploy to force everyone to buy the more pricey 3 discer? Cunning.
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#210 Post by Jem »

Where did Michael Keaton's crutch go?  

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#211 Post by neuro »

Where did Michael Keaton's crutch go?


I'm sorry to mock a harmless typo, but that sentence is going on a t-shirt of mine sometime soon.
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Jem
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#212 Post by Jem »


I'm sorry to mock a harmless typo, but that sentence is going on a t-shirt of mine sometime soon.

Typo?

Crutch
noun
1 a long stick with a crosspiece at the top, used as a support under the armpit by a lame person.
• [in sing. ] figurative a thing used for support or reassurance : they use the Internet as a crutch for their loneliness.
2 archaic another term for crotch (of the body or a garment).
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#213 Post by neuro »

Hmm...I didn't know until right now that "crutch" could be used as a synonym for "crotch" (which I assumed you meant originally). My apologies then, and rest assured, I will never read "A Christmas Carol" the same way again.
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#214 Post by ape »

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#215 Post by dx23 »

The Muppet cover is proof that all the people working at Henson studios are psychodelic hippies. And Kermit is licking too many toads.
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#216 Post by oldsheperd »

Looks like Norris just farted and Lee Marvin caught a wiff.
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#217 Post by Faux Hulot »

dx23 wrote:The Muppet cover is proof that all the people working at Henson studios are psychodelic hippies.
My ex is the stepdaughter of one of the Muppets, and you know what? You're right!
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#218 Post by toiletduck! »

Faux Hulot wrote: My ex is the stepdaughter of one of the Muppets, and you know what? You're right!
Right now all I can picture is you dating a miniature (and female) Sam the Eagle... It just popped in there!

-Toilet Dcuk

Edit: and 2 minutes later my brain had to go there and imagine how kinky the bedroom scene must've been. I'm sorry, but if I have to think it, so does everyone else.
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#219 Post by Ashirg »

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#220 Post by Doctor Sunshine »

I never noticed this before but with an ethereal gun obscuring his face David Arquette could easily pass for a Baldwin with hair curlers.
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#221 Post by godardslave »

Doctor Sunshine wrote:I never noticed this before but with an ethereal gun obscuring his face David Arquette could easily pass for a Baldwin with hair curlers.
lol.
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#222 Post by King of Kong »

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This one's a little on the drab side.

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What is is with these recent BFI discs?
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#223 Post by Jem »

What is is with these recent BFI discs?
I think they need to hire a new picture editor.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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#224 Post by Galen Young »

link deleted because artwork was changed...
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#225 Post by Subbuteo »

Jem wrote:
What is is with these recent BFI discs?
I think they need to hire a new picture editor.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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Acually I love this cover, looks much better in the flesh!
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