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These two covers show the state of the U.S. during the Bush era

Didn't know Kim Jong Un went to Berkeley.

Wow, zombies, SWAT teams, rabid dogs, machine guns and a guy talking on his cell phone? This movie has everything!

And here's the still from that incredible cell phone scene.

That is probably an indication that the cell phone scene lasts for half of the film, so they don't have anything else to promote!

Matt wrote:The Hollywood Reporter rounds up some pretty lousy posters for recent movies I've never heard of.

#7 has the most awkward tagline I've ever seen.

Brian C wrote:
In case you're wondering, that ugly Rotten Tomatoes tag is not a sticker, but actually printed on the cover itself. Good grief.

my worst nightmare has come true. I knew this was going to start happening - since most films can't do the olive branch halo of festival accolades. But this isn't one of those. ugh.

***They sure loaded up on stars***


I just don't know what happened here ....

dx23 wrote:

I've seen this one. A friend of mine years ago met a man who was, I believe, a cross-country trucker and, apparently, an ardent believer in illuminati theories, who pressed a VHS tape of this into his hands and told him he simply must watch it. My friend accepted it but then just gave it to me to watch. The whole thing is now on YouTube. Slow and almost endless, but his personal stories and wealth of detailed knowledge about the "Chitauri" aliens who secretly run the world made for some very entertaining deep-night viewing back then. Stick around for the segment starting at about 205:30 when he breaks out the wild accessories.

I was pretty sure Gregory would be in on it .......

I think I found who I'm dressing as for Halloween this year.

So reptiles have ruled the world for millennia but can't prevent this DVD from going around, thus blowing their cover?

The forked-tongued scaly fools!

Oh, and MC Hammer's really let himself go.

RossyG wrote:Oh, and MC Hammer's really let himself go.

C'mon, dude, it's Prince Be and he looks great.

Jesus Christ, it's six and a half hours long. This looks like an insomnia cure.

I'm have a chapter on conspiracy theories coming up in which I plan to discuss the lizard people, but I don't think that I could watch that for ten minutes for research, let alone 390!

bamwc2 wrote:I'm have a chapter on conspiracy theories coming up in which I plan to discuss the lizard people, but I don't think that I could watch that for ten minutes for research, let alone 390!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Don't you mean:

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!11

RossyG wrote:Don't you mean:

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!11

What I probably meant was a 20 minute tirade the ends with me screaming and sobbing simultaneously, but I'm not that dedicated to the joke.