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Wow I had no idea Saafir was in a movie. I guess his six digits (which he reported look like six midgits a while ago) have depleted to the point that he needs to sink this far . . .

There was a Croatian film student at my school obsessed with big-budget action movies and direct-to-video schlock. He had an honest-to-god poster for Boa vs. Python on his apartment wall. It's pretty much the same as the DVD cover. He also arranged a free on-campus 35mm screening of Torque. Nice guy, he'll probably have a decent career working on Sci-Fi Channel original movies (which seems to account for most of the film industry around these parts).

P.S. Henrik's review of Boa vs. Python

ladies & gentlemen i present to you, quite possibly, seriously, the single worst dvd cover ever made...ever!





if you look at this cover for too long, you may begin to actually feel physically sick.

And thats leaving aside the actual content of the DVD entirely.
I'm sure this took a 10 man marketing committee to produce it as well.

Shitty cover for the shittiest show ever:



Really, who the fuck buys this? The show was so bad, that it was shown on UPN to dismal ratings. Who in their right mind would put this on DVD? or buy it? Although personally, I think Cletus should be considered hero. He does nothing, never done anything besides impregnate hicks and whatever comes his way and has become an instant millionare. As for the dvd, this is something that I expect to see soon at Federline-Mart besides the Simple Life DVDs.

Ha, ha,ha!!!! Godarslave, it appears that we saw the same shitty cover at the same time. =D>

Wow... that's like a Pavement album, minus the irony.

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Seriously, what's wrong with this one? I rather like it.

That's a beautiful cover.

The Invunche wrote:That's a beautiful cover.

Are these actual titles?

I should get up to speed on the mighty b-movie industry...

Ah...Joe Bob Briggs. I remember his show on The Movie Channel he had every Saturday night. I specifically remember his "breast count" and his (not all the time, unfortunately) "butt count". Strange would be the time when he'd mention that a movie would have an odd number of breasts.

That's a beautiful cover.

Actually, I admit I love it too.

Dial-up makes me too lazy to search if this has been posted before:



Although kudos to them for making it look like a flyer my church might hand out. I hope that was intentional.

"Easy Gospel Guitar"...just brilliant.

I can imagine Steve Kaufman frequently interrupting his "flatpicking" in order to push his glasses up off the end of his nose. And his posture is just horrible!

I hope it's ok to open this thread. Here are my first two choices:

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And how could I forget the Hellraiser one yet again from Anchor Bay UK?

I could never excited by the smooth jazz on offer here, let alone a woman who would mix white stockings with black panties.

The ultimate "floating head" cover!
Seven and counting.

Jem wrote:The ultimate "floating head" cover!

I like how Robert Sean Leonard's and Kate Beckinsale's bodies have been rubbed out in such a way that they now look like conjoined twins.

I remember seeing the VHS cover for Much Ado About Nothing in a videostore at a young age and being very confused.

that much ado cover is scary.

Its like a seven headed snake monster, made up of film stars. Truly a hideous concept.