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I dunno, that sounds kinda unclean.

knives wrote:What's this deal with Howard? I heard about the Chris Brown thing, but nothing on Howard. Did he actually defend that numbskull?

Howard Supports Brown

The irony of his comments toward women being he's hetero, right? Sounds like he has some issues though.

I'd always wondered what happened to Urkel.

Here are some jokes that are in the movie.

It's one thing when the trailer for a movie gives away all the funny bits, but the DVD cover?

dx23 wrote:

knives wrote:What's this deal with Howard? I heard about the Chris Brown thing, but nothing on Howard. Did he actually defend that numbskull?

Howard Supports Brown

I spoke with a couple people who dealt with Howard while he was a juror at one of the film festivals I cover, and none of them had anything nice to say. After reading that, I can see why.

The cover for the upcoming re-release of The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (here) reminds me that it would be nice to have a nickel for every cover featuring an apparition-like image of an actor floating over the horizon line.

It makes me think of this:

What's Wayne packing?

knives wrote:What's Wayne packing?

Thank god someone else noticed this; I've been dying to say something for two days. Looks like he's smuggling yams.

Re: Liberty Valance cover
I take it James Stewart and Lee Marvin play ghosts arising from the nuclear holocaust that occurred in Wayne's past? Just wish he'd take a step either left or right so I could see the whole mushroom cloud in all it's wild-west genre-busting awesomeness. And yeah on the yams! Milton Berle be damned.

Yet look how short & stubby his thumbs are ...

Truth in advertising is so refreshing



There's no "probably" about it, though

Checking references is one thing, but if she shows up at your door in a red jumpsuit, fur hat and drinking a martini, chances are, she might cause some problems.

Antoine Doinel wrote:Checking references is one thing, but if she shows up at your door in a red jumpsuit, fur hat and drinking a martini, chances are, she might cause some problems.

Yeah, too bad. Another cover that gives away the plot. ](*,) And to think I was putting off attacking my kevyip to watch this.

Depends on who conducted the interview; if she's sporting camel-toe in a flaming red jumpsuit she probably could've pushed past Mr. Gatekeeper. Mom's probably eager to revisit the wild side; she looks like she's done her share of table dancing in Tijuana.

Clearly those pets were photoshopped in there--hope so, otherwise that would have to qualify as some form of animal abuse.

Whose scandal?

So I guess Michael Cera liked the script for this one.

Antoine Doinel wrote:So I guess Michael Cera liked the script for this one.

His contracts always include an iron-clad Hoodie Clause, occasionally in concordance with the Backpack Act of 1999.

In The House on Sorority Row, nothing, not even rediculous mispellings, is of limits.