Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:08 pm
They can manage to find room for seven floating heads, and yet Kate Beckinsale's name seems to have been too cumbersome to include on the cover. Poor conjoined gal...
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:48 pm
Ravishing, simply ravishing.
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:25 am
The packaging is actually one of those nice metal alpha boxes. Shame that they let Andy McNab design the actual cover.
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:52 am
Poor, poor Sophia.
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:06 pm
The actors' names look like they are set in one of those demo fonts which are missing certain characters, i.e. W[]NSTONE.N. Wilson wrote:
The packaging is actually one of those nice metal alpha boxes. Shame that they let Andy McNab design the actual cover.
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:45 pm
Words can't describe this atrocity:
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:16 pm
At least it's bursting with dvd extras though.
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:28 pm
Spplat attack? Sigh.
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:56 pm
The scariest thing though, it's that the film might even be worse than its cover.
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:17 pm
Shatner just can't let go of Capt. Kirk can he?
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:28 am
holy. fucking. shit.
I have lost all respect for that man.
I have lost all respect for that man.
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:57 am
Oh, I'm so buying that! And it's mostly for the cover!
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:09 am
After reading reviews on amazon,and seeing that it's out of print, not only am I renegging my comment, but Im pleading someone post a link to where this can be purchased.
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:04 am
Ok, ok....in what must be the worst cover for the finest film award, I give you the upcoming Australian release of..... Black Narcissus.
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:55 pm
Here are some links for that William Shatner masterpiece:After reading reviews on amazon,and seeing that it's out of print, not only am I renegging my comment, but Im pleading someone post a link to where this can be purchased.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Spplat-Attack-DVD-N ... dZViewItem
http://cgi.ebay.com/Spplat-Attack-2004- ... dZViewItem
http://www.deepdiscountdvd.com/dvd.cfm?itemID=RZD000068
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:02 pm
It might be worth buying the dvd just for the featurette SHATNER'S COMBAT TRAINING.
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:31 pm
As in J. Arthur Rank, whose Rank Organisation co-produced this film. There's a swathe of their productions being released in Oz with similar packaging. It isn't meant to be an ironic title, at least I hope not.JusteLeblanc wrote: Rank Classics?
Everyone like the non-removable rating logo?
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:33 pm
For some reason this crappy cover scares me:
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:35 am
It looks like Montalban is holding up Tattoo by his nob! Disgusting! 
Can you believe that there was 157 1-hour episodes of this shit?
And people complain about the shittiness of TV today! Ha-ha!
Can you believe that there was 157 1-hour episodes of this shit?
And people complain about the shittiness of TV today! Ha-ha!
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:46 am
What's with the "PG - Adult concepts" on the Oz Black Narcissus DVD?
What, nuns in heat?! Awesome!
What, nuns in heat?! Awesome!
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:49 am
Ha-ha! What an arse!
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:48 am
I have never understood the appeal of this Mexican show. And by the cover, it seems that the retarded looking fellow is having his way with the midget.
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:18 am
Ha ha! No way! 
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:08 am
Archie, have you seen the upcoming cover for The Virgin Spring? It's quite beautiful....but destroyed by the ratings logo.Everyone like the non-removable rating logo?
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:09 am
This is a travesty - not the cover - which is quite lovely, but the stupid interference by the logo.devlinnn wrote:Archie, have you seen the upcoming cover for The Virgin Spring? It's quite beautiful....but destroyed by the ratings logo.Everyone like the non-removable rating logo?