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Re: The Armond White Thread

#251 Post by kaujot »

Vic Pardo wrote:New York Press, not New York Post. It's a free paper, available in sidewalk boxes. He's the only writer of note on the staff and probably the only one who gets paid. It used to be a great paper when Russ Smith owned it. But White's reviews are the only things worth reading in it now.
Whoops, NYPress. I can never remember which paper he works for.

And now that I know it's a free paper, it both makes more and less sense that he still has a job.
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#252 Post by John Cope »

foggy eyes wrote:Anyway, JC, I always value your posts & opinions, but just can't get my head around your point of view here.
the unrestrained hyperkinetic quality of these films allow them to transcend the banality of adhering to any kind of "real".
So, in order to make vindicate Torque (and others), any kind of "real" must, by comparison, be relegated to the "banal"? Any kind? What does that even mean?
Yeah, I admit that was perhaps poorly worded or phrased or something. At the very least knotty and in need of a little elucidation. My problem isn't with the "real" per se (though I do think the notion itself is a dubious one), but rather with the idea that there is a necessary component of every picture which needs to either adhere to or somehow formally acknowledge an immediately recognizable, and therefore usually banal, presumed psychological reality. This is the banality of the "real" I was talking about; the kind that turned Jackson's Tolkien pictures into such a monumental bore and chore. The kind that reduces myth and blatant archetype to the comforts of a relatable psychological specificity (that isn't real either as it allows in no meaningful complicating contradictions).
I looked this up on YouTube, and you might have to expand on what is "wonderful" or "nuanced", rather than ham-fisted and downright ugly, about the sequence. Imaginative potential?
Well, I'll give it a shot but I'm not sure I can articulate it any better than I did above. Also, I do worry a bit in discussions like this that the emotional effect, which to me is the core purpose of this kind of art, can get lost along the way or in thickets of too much analysis. The direct, sensational and cumulative effect, an almost intuitive response, seems crucial to its success. On the other hand, perhaps an appreciation of its mechanics can enhance that and you did already watch the sequence so...

In all truth, I'm not sure how well isolated scenes from a movie like this really work because, regardless of how they're generally conceived (i.e. as music video fragments, Youtube fodder, etc.) there is often an elegance to the structure of the whole unified thing, to the way it all holds together or an emphasis on when it doesn't. With this film, the climactic bike chase is overpowering specifically and perhaps only because it is established as an idea early and Kahn builds up aesthetic momentum in terms of tempo and structural dynamics to eventually accommodate its emergence. Viewed by itself I would imagine it would just appear as any old cartoon action moment, but it's the hysterical pitch, the exuberant release that is truly awesome here. In other words, Kahn appreciates the need to vary or fluctuate tone and rhythm, to include a built in sense of aesthetic development through gradation or scale, something which already puts him well ahead of many.

As far as the whole Pepsi/Mountain Dew thing, what I was trying to get at there is the fact that any movie of this sort would have the expected product placement but this one revels in the absurdity of that placement while at the same time reveling in the moment itself, the exaggerated sense of self identification, even through something otherwise numbingly trivial, which can be made to be vital without any condescension. In this way the trivial can be almost transmogrified (sorry, I know, that's a bit much but it really is about calling those kinds of flip determinations or casual dismissals about what should constitute character into question).What I especially like about that moment is that there is no critique going on, it's just pure acknowledgment of not only a cinematic reality but a truth of contemporary identity assembly. The fact that Pepsi produces both drinks is important because it further restricts or refines the insularity of this world without being able to shut it down. The sound barrier bike chase and the girls jousting on the bikes function as cathartic eruptions, volatile disruptions in the presumed limits of the surface real (there's another wonderful scene introducing a bike rally which plays like the greatest possible Michael Bay parody but also unabashedly indulges in the exact same sentiment--it's this unwillingness to deny basic ecstatic allure that seems to be the big problem for some, though Kahn never tries to convince you it should be alluring to you, just that you can share his own unbridled enthusiasm if it is and that generosity inspires even if it doesn't ultimately persuade). The fact that Kahn can manage all this in a film in which most of the early action is already patently ridiculous is no small feat.
Also, on a side note, I wish Armond wasn't so patronising towards "pop culture" - the models he uses as exemplars of "pop" art are, from what I can tell, invariably simplistic, lurid, brash, abrasive, overly sentimental, etc. I have no idea why he so often confuses barrel-scraping with "essence".
But see I don't think he does confuse them; at least what he does has more to do with a very willful conflation. And, once again, it's a desire to salvage these things to the extent that he can, to distinguish qualitative differences between their usages and to see some potential worth in all the common pop detritus--a longing or joy of some kind. Often this takes the form of a jubilation that can only come in total immersion or surrender to the form, without argument and without a distanced removal from experience. Whether that surrender is worth while is, obviously, an individual decision.
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Re: The Armond White Thread

#253 Post by foggy eyes »

John Cope wrote:This is the banality of the "real" I was talking about; the kind that turned Jackson's Tolkien pictures into such a monumental bore and chore. The kind that reduces myth and blatant archetype to the comforts of a relatable psychological specificity (that isn't real either as it allows in no meaningful complicating contradictions).
Ah, that kind of banal! I see, and totally agree (with that particular example in mind!).
The direct, sensational and cumulative effect, an almost intuitive response, seems crucial to its success. On the other hand, perhaps an appreciation of its mechanics can enhance that and you did already watch the sequence so... [...] it's this unwillingness to deny basic ecstatic allure that seems to be the big problem for some, though Kahn never tries to convince you it should be alluring to you, just that you can share his own unbridled enthusiasm if it is and that generosity inspires even if it doesn't ultimately persuade). The fact that Kahn can manage all this in a film in which most of the early action is already patently ridiculous is no small feat.
Even allowing for that fact that I viewed the sequence out of context, my problem is that I simply can't share any enthusiasm for the form he adopts (as well as the end it is applied to). I can't detect any sense of rhythm beyond an accelerated delivery system for throwaway spectacle (this is particularly evident in the choice of music - Rob Zombie? - which is nothing more than aural wallpaper, a hollow signifier for energy/volume/whatever, ignored by the image track). This is my individual response, of course, but I find myself reluctant to surrender to technique that's almost wilfully redundant (be that the purpose or not).
And, once again, it's a desire to salvage these things to the extent that he can, to distinguish qualitative differences between their usages and to see some potential worth in all the common pop detritus--a longing or joy of some kind. Often this takes the form of a jubilation that can only come in total immersion or surrender to the form, without argument and without a distanced removal from experience. Whether that surrender is worth while is, obviously, an individual decision.
Another problem for me is that the tone and stance he adopts ends up doing more harm than good, as if being a bloody-minded contrarian with a cheap, senseless disregard for anything that doesn't fit into his particular worldview is the only way to defend or elevate the "detritus"...

Anyway, thanks for clarifiyng. I'm sure we'll have no choice but to agree to disagree, but I do understand your position now!
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Re: Public Enemies (Michael Mann, 2009)

#254 Post by tavernier »

Great news!

Armond thinks Public Enemies is a pile of shite.
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#255 Post by dx23 »

Armond White hates Public Enemies because "Mann not only lacks the narrative efficiency of old genre filmmaking, Public Enemies’ look inspires the opposite of movie love.", but loves Transformers, who has exactly everything he found wrong in Public Enemies.
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#256 Post by aox »

it's just self-parody at this point, right?
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#257 Post by knives »

I still believe he's the genuine deal. That MJ video that was posted here only solidified that.
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#258 Post by Fiery Angel »

knives wrote:I still believe he's the genuine deal. That MJ video that was posted here only solidified that.
He might be the genuine deal, but he's not a genuine critic.
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Re: Brüno (Larry Charles, 2009)

#259 Post by tavernier »

Armond unsurprisingly pans Brüno.
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Re: Brüno (Larry Charles, 2009)

#260 Post by knives »

but still weighted in favor of the New York media elite
Isn't Armond part of that too?
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Re: Brüno (Larry Charles, 2009)

#261 Post by Jean-Luc Garbo »

Homo Panic! at the Cinema :x Oh, Armond. I suppose he has some interesting opinions on those musical geniuses, though.
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Re: Julie & Julia (Nora Ephron, 2009)

#262 Post by domino harvey »

Bad news from Armond White: Julie & Julia lacks "gustatory joy"-- Don't click on that unless you're ready for the most absurdly misplaced righteous rage ever leveled at anyone, re: 9/11
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Re: The Armond White Thread

#263 Post by Antoine Doinel »

I'm more shocked that AW likes the Talking Heads.
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Re: The Armond White Thread

#264 Post by gokinsmen »

Antoine Doinel wrote:I'm more shocked that AW likes the Talking Heads.
And you may find yourself praising Shotgun Stories
And you may find yourself in another part of the critical consensus
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#265 Post by domino harvey »

You just know he prefers No Talking, Just Head tho
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#266 Post by dx23 »

Rotten Tomatoes twitter feed:
RottenTomatoes: Armond White gives us the first negative review for District 9, dropping the Tmeter to 95%
I then saw that the title for his review was From Mothership to Bullship District 9 trucks in trash and South Africa’s apartheid history and I was done. I really wish that someone like Roger Ebert calls this asshole out.

Edit: People are now calling for an Armond White ban at Rotten Tomatoes, but the administrator of the website refused. I do agree with the people in that this time Armond deserves one, since he went straight and insulted people liking District 9 by calling them fool.
Fools will accept District 9 for fantasy, yet its use of parable and symbolism also evoke the almost total misunderstanding that surrounds the circumstance of racial confusion and frustration recently seen when Harvard University tycoon Henry Louis Gates Jr. played the race card against a white Cambridge cop.
Like a troll on any given site, the shtick gets tired after a while and I agree that his reviews shouldn't be considered anymore on Rotten Tomatoes in regards to the score. This guy is really worse than Ben Lyons. Lyons may be a sellout but you can count on him giving a good film a good review. On the other hand, White, who supposedly is an well educated man, is just a troll. He may dissuade black people who actually take him seriously from seeing good films. His shit should just be kept to his little corner in the NY Press and that's it. Rotten Tomatoes gives him to much undeserved exposure.
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Re: The Armond White Thread

#267 Post by Perkins Cobb »

Oh, Armond calls his readers fools every other week.
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Re: The Armond White Thread

#268 Post by dx23 »

Armond's response to the bashing he is getting in the Rotten Tomatoes comments section:
You are calling me "retard" and a bunch of different slurs, but let me ask you. Who is more educated? Me. I have studied film for years and you are just members of a mere internet forum. I warned you guys that I'd give it a bad review for a blatant racist undertone that I will not stand for. This is sloppy while movies such as Transformers and G.I Joe were funny and endearing. This is just a disgrace to pop-culture.
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Re: The Armond White Thread

#269 Post by Highway 61 »

Who is more educated? Me.
Lol. I'm starting to wonder if this shithead is not the douchey performance artist I always assumed he was, but some kind of pathologically stunted adolescent instead. Unreal.
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Re: The Armond White Thread

#270 Post by domino harvey »

LOL Like no one else on the internet has an MFA. A third of this board probably has one
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Re: The Armond White Thread

#271 Post by CRM-114 »

That's not Armond White, it's a joke account a user on RT made. Is there some sort of in-joke going on here that I'm ruining?
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Re: The Armond White Thread

#272 Post by Nothing »

dx23 wrote:He may dissuade black people who actually take him seriously from seeing good films.
Films like The Dark Knight and Slumdog Millionaire? Sadly, Armond is the only string of credibility that Rotten Tomatoes has.
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Re: The Armond White Thread

#273 Post by dx23 »

Nothing wrote:
dx23 wrote:He may dissuade black people who actually take him seriously from seeing good films.
Films like The Dark Knight and Slumdog Millionaire? Sadly, Armond is the only string of credibility that Rotten Tomatoes has.
No, he is not. He destroyed Up! as many other in his review, while praising films like Dance Flick and Next Day Air. I know a film like Slumdog Millionaire may be debated, but it is certainly 1000x better than those two pieces of crap. Certainly the Dark Knight is much better than 50% of the films he has given a positive review.
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#274 Post by MichaelB »

Unless someone's tied you to a chair for the purpose of reading Armond White reviews to you very very loudly (and slowly), I don't see what the problem is. Personally, I'm all for reliably contrary opinion - I may usually disagree with it, but it's much more stimulating to read than something that merely chimes with my own prejudices. Which is why my first reaction on seeing something I really loved (or hated) is to go to the IMDB and actively solicit opposing opinions in the comments.
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#275 Post by rs98762001 »

Armond's Top 10 lists from the last decade are pure comedy, if only for one (rather obvious) reason:

2005
01. Munich (Steven Spielberg)
02. War of the Worlds (Steven Spielberg)
03. 2046 (Wong Kar-wai)
04. Kung Fu Hustle (Stephen Chow)
05. My Mother's Smile (Marco Bellocchio)

2004
01. Vera Drake (Mike Leigh)
02. Hero (Zhang Yinou)
03. Son Frère (Patrice Chéreau)
04. The Terminal (Steven Spielberg)
05. Deserted Station (Alireza Raisian)

2002
01. Femme Fatale (Brian De Palma)
02. Catch Me If You Can (Steven Spielberg)
03. Time Out (Laurent Cantet)
04. Minority Report (Steven Spielberg)
05. All or Nothing (Mike Leigh)

2001
01. A.I. Artifical Intelligence (Steven Spielberg)
02. Mulholland Drive (David Lynch)
03. The Day I Became a Woman (Marzieh Meshkini)
04. Gosford Park (Robert Altman)
05. The Man Who Wasn't There (Joel Coen)

1998
01. Saving Private Ryan (Steven Spielberg)
02. Beloved (Jonathan Demme)
03. The Thin Red Line (Terrence Malick)
04. The Last Days of Disco (Whit Stillman)
05. The Eel (Shohei Imamura)

1997
01. Amistad (Steven Spielberg)
02. Happy Together (Wong Kar-wai)
03. The Delta (Ira Sachs)
04. Hamsun (Jan Troell)
05. Afterglow (Alan Rudolph)
06. Career Girls (Mike Leigh)
07. The Lost World: Jurassic Park (Steven Spielberg)

Special Armond bonus from 2008:

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull BETTER THAN Iron Man
Steven Spielberg’s par excellence genre expertise wrung fresh amazement out of the Indy Jones franchise; it exposed Iron Man’s dung-like banality.
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