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I'm relieved that they're only going to attack bulimics.

That's a pretty impressive cast!

More like Attack of Your Order From Good Vibrations

The most offensive part is that they only capitalized some of the words in that title

domino harvey wrote:The most offensive part is that they only capitalized some of the words in that title

I suspect the target audience for the film (MySpace lesbians, apparently) won't notice at all.
Is everyone in that line-up a chick? I'm having a little gender panic over here.

Is aNyOnE in that line-up a chick?

The cover totally spoils the part in the movie where the girl with classes reveals she has a wolf in her crotch, which is symbolic of some shit

Matt wrote:

domino harvey wrote:The most offensive part is that they only capitalized some of the words in that title

I suspect the target audience for the film (MySpace lesbians, apparently) won't notice at all.

Is everyone in that line-up a chick? I'm having a little gender panic over here.

The third one from left to right looks like Zac Efron.

Once a Thief - John Woo
(I searched online for a bad cover I spotted for this film, but this cover tops the one I was looking for)



Women on the Run (1993)

You gotta give 'em credit for not going for the obvious shot of the girls in a running pose. These girls look like they're here, and ready to stay and fight (naked!).

...and apparently have spines made of steel girders.

It may depress you to know that as bad as that DVD cover is for the remake of ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES ... it's easily ten times better than the movie.

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Chick on the cover looks like she just stuck her finger down her throat to make herself puke.

Didn't all these Disney films have great posters back in the day?

dx23 wrote:In the Gutter

I am speechless.

Um, he appears to be in the toilet, not the gutter.

I'm a busy person. I'm not going to have time to read both columns of names: I'm going to commit to one and move on. They've anticipated this and added a barely legible "and many more" to both columns for those on-the-go movers and shakers like me. And I appreciate that.

Is this movie about Siamese fraternal twins?

Anyone know why that went straight to DVD? I didn't see it at Sundance, but it looked pretty funny.

WB had decided it was going to go straight to DVD before the Sundance screening, and after critics got a chance to see it, it seems they made the right decision.

Boy, that Rachel Dratch sure is a fine-lookin' woman!

Oddly enough, I'm a bit impressed that the actors' names are aligned correctly with their faces, which is more than you can say for most covers like this.