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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 3:17 am
by dx23
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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 4:03 am
by HerrSchreck
All looks rather ordinary to me...

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 1:48 am
by dx23
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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 3:29 am
by fiddlesticks
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But hot irons are hot clubs!

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 2:03 pm
by HarryLong
When exactly did Ron Perlman transition from picking quirky directors & interesting movies to STV hell?

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 2:50 pm
by Matt
HarryLong wrote:When exactly did Ron Perlman transition from picking quirky directors & interesting movies to STV hell?
He's always done both. In 1993, for example, he did Cronos and a DTV serial killer thriller with Martin Sheen and Ally Walker. Has everyone forgotten that this is how he got his start? By the way, if you search on the words "Vincent Beauty Beast" in Google Images, you will discover a treasure trove of fan art that borders on the disturbingly pornographic.

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 3:07 pm
by Napier
Matt wrote:By the way, if you search on the words "Vincent Beauty Beast" in Google Images, you will discover a treasure trove of fan art that borders on the disturbingly pornographic.
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You mean this? :shock:

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 5:32 pm
by dx23
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Re: Pulsion

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:29 pm
by Hofmeister
For me, this one just can't be beat. It's not a joke, its even a re-release. That head!

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Pyschological, no less. Why didn't Criterion license this artwork, I wonder?

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:50 pm
by LQ
Holy shit. I'm...speechless.

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:07 pm
by jbeall
:shock:

I guess we can close this thread now.

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 1:28 am
by manicsounds
Repulsive...

anyway, a strange retitling:

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 1:51 am
by Antoine Doinel
So is Chris Rock indicating where his penis is located with that pose?

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 9:30 am
by Lemmy Caution
Ah, Cinema Sirens series. We've had the Two Women cover earlier in this thread:

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This is wacky:

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And more bathing beauty cheesecake:

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And the box set:

Cinema Sirens - Silver Screen Set (The Snows of Kilimanjaro/The Fat Spy/Two Women/The Last Time I Saw Paris) (1961)

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 3:06 am
by AtlantaFella
That La Ciociara cover really captures the spirit of the film. :?

(Although it seems somehow right with the misleading/breezy "Two Women" title translation.)

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 3:18 am
by domino harvey
Hemingway would have loved the neon fuschia

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 3:45 am
by HerrSchreck
Christ.. and none of the things I broke when I fell off my chair was insured.

Cinema Sirens, eh? Phyeewwwww... That Repulsion & Kilimajaro, my god.

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 4:18 am
by kaujot
What boggles the mind is that this company obviously feels that they're making these actresses even MORE attractive.

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 3:32 pm
by richast2
HerrSchreck wrote:All looks rather ordinary to me...
but look at Henry Rollins...he's emoting!

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 7:54 pm
by otis
Bad cover:

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 12:48 pm
by Antoine Doinel
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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 1:30 pm
by colinr0380
You mean they resisted the temptation to go for 'Snakes on a Sub'?

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 2:06 pm
by HerrSchreck
Snakes On A Sub? Sounds like a sandwich I ate at Subway last month... shoulda known better.

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 4:50 pm
by Cash Flagg
Does venom usually make some sort of noise?

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 5:54 pm
by dx23
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