Worst DVD covers... ever!

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dx23 · #426 Post by **dx23** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:18 pm

Explosive? What the fuck!!!!

Galen Young · #427 Post by **Galen Young** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:54 pm

Had to pick this one up since I've never seen it...

...too bad the cover is so freaking painful to look at..

(Furia ...interesting to see that Aja filmed his debut feature in Morocco, same as his latest, The Hills Have Eyes. Quirky little dystopian future fable, a mix of hot and dusty somber musings about freedom of expression with occasional blasts of Peckinpah-inspired action.)

Rufus T. Firefly · Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:57 am

And now... Worst Blu-Ray Covers Ever:
http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/content.php?contentid=60797

dx23 · #429 Post by **dx23** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:01 pm

Not only this film is crap, but the guy who did the artwork doesn't even know how to handle photoshop.

#430 Post by **cdnchris** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:55 pm

I love how the perspective is perfect!!

Nihonophile · #431 Post by **Nihonophile** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:12 pm

Its a shame Martin Lawrence's conjoined baby is being exploited for this cover.

dx23 · #432 Post by **dx23** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:21 pm

WTF?!!

Dylan · #433 Post by **Dylan** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:40 pm

Wow, that had been sitting in the vaults for a few decades.

King of Kong · #434 Post by **King of Kong** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:44 pm

That cover defines genius.

godardslave · #435 Post by **godardslave** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:53 pm

I'd rather vote for that dog than george bush.

dx23 · #436 Post by **dx23** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:07 pm

godardslave wrote:I'd rather vote for that dog than george bush.

Ditto

mikebowes · #437 Post by **mikebowes** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:15 pm

Back in the day you could be a lawyer and get away with having hair like that.

godardslave · #438 Post by **godardslave** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:14 pm

mikebowes wrote:Back in the day you could be a lawyer and get away with having hair like that.

lol.

Dear Catastrophe Totoro · Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:14 pm

Wait - this is the Canine Candidate edition?!?! Oh my god! Cold buy, right here!

dx23 · #440 Post by **dx23** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:56 am

mikeohhh · #441 Post by **mikeohhh** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:01 am

that's not the actual Shaggy Dog cover

HerrSchreck · #442 Post by **HerrSchreck** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:01 am

"From the depths of the earth to the edge of existence... the hunt is on!"

Bad Ad Copy par excellence. Means nothing; says nothing.

O planet earth: get thee to a nunnery.

dx23 · #443 Post by **dx23** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:41 pm

Schkura · #444 Post by **Schkura** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:19 pm

I still can't believe that movie went straight to video. Poor Agustin.

Penny Dreadful · #445 Post by **Penny Dreadful** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:03 pm

When Photoshop meets a plastic surgery disaster.

The Invunche · #446 Post by **The Invunche** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:29 pm

She's still hot.

justeleblanc · #447 Post by **justeleblanc** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:03 pm

The Invunche wrote:She's still hot.

Yeah but she's incontinent.

She went on Howard Stern and said she'd have one night stands with guys in college and leave in the middle of the night after pissing the bed. She said it wasn't a big deal because the guys were "really big dorks" to which Stern replied "I was a really big dork in college but no girl ever peed on my bed."

Though a co-worker said that this film is pretty funny. She also said Crash was her favorite film of the year.

Penny Dreadful · #448 Post by **Penny Dreadful** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:56 pm

There's just something strange about that DVD cover, though. Her shoulders are too wide in comparison to her waist, and the mascara smeared around her eyes doesn't look real. The picture freaks me out more and more every time I look at it.

It reminds me of when pictures of two different people are photoshopped to look like they're smiling for the camera together, only their eyes are pointing in slightly different directions.

Donald Trampoline · Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:16 am

I don't know. I think the standards for "worst DVD covers ever" are not quite being met by a lot of the recent postings here.

A lot of them are just normal bad. It is great to see the real stinkers, but try to make sure they're really bad, not just average. (That's just a personal request by me of course.)

It seems DVD cover art in general has sunk lower and lower, so try to hit us with stuff that really hits a high level of awfulness, please!

Much obliged.

Signed,

Someone Who Reluctantly Admits They Can't Help Clicking On This Thread

#450 Post by **zedz** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:43 am

In summary: let's turn the limbo bar of Taste into a judder bar.

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