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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:18 pm
by dx23
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:54 pm
by Galen Young
Had to pick this one up since I've never seen it...
...too bad the cover is so freaking painful to look at..
(
Furia ...interesting to see that Aja filmed his debut feature in Morocco, same as his latest,
The Hills Have Eyes. Quirky little dystopian future fable, a mix of hot and dusty somber musings about freedom of expression with occasional blasts of Peckinpah-inspired action.)
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:57 am
by Rufus T. Firefly
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:01 pm
by dx23
Not only this film is crap, but the guy who did the artwork doesn't even know how to handle photoshop.
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:55 pm
by cdnchris
I love how the perspective is perfect!!
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:12 pm
by Nihonophile
Its a shame Martin Lawrence's conjoined baby is being exploited for this cover.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:21 pm
by dx23
WTF?!!
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:40 pm
by Dylan
Wow, that had been sitting in the vaults for a few decades.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:44 pm
by King of Kong
That cover defines genius.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:53 pm
by godardslave
I'd rather vote for that dog than george bush.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:07 pm
by dx23
godardslave wrote:I'd rather vote for that dog than george bush.
Ditto
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:15 pm
by mikebowes
Back in the day you could be a lawyer and get away with having hair like that.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:14 pm
by godardslave
mikebowes wrote:Back in the day you could be a lawyer and get away with having hair like that.
lol.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:14 pm
by Dear Catastrophe Totoro
Wait - this is the Canine Candidate edition?!?! Oh my god! Cold buy, right here!
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:56 am
by dx23
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:01 am
by mikeohhh
that's not the actual Shaggy Dog cover
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:01 am
by HerrSchreck
"From the depths of the earth to the edge of existence... the hunt is on!"
Bad Ad Copy par excellence. Means nothing; says nothing.
O planet earth: get thee to a nunnery.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:41 pm
by dx23
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:19 pm
by Schkura
I still can't believe that movie went straight to video. Poor Agustin.
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:03 pm
by Penny Dreadful
When Photoshop meets a plastic surgery disaster.
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:29 pm
by The Invunche
She's still hot.
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:03 pm
by justeleblanc
The Invunche wrote:She's still hot.
Yeah but she's incontinent.
She went on Howard Stern and said she'd have one night stands with guys in college and leave in the middle of the night after pissing the bed. She said it wasn't a big deal because the guys were "really big dorks" to which Stern replied "I was a really big dork in college but no girl ever peed on my bed."
Though a co-worker said that this film is pretty funny. She also said
Crash was her favorite film of the year.
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:56 pm
by Penny Dreadful
There's just something strange about that DVD cover, though. Her shoulders are too wide in comparison to her waist, and the mascara smeared around her eyes doesn't look real. The picture freaks me out more and more every time I look at it.
It reminds me of when pictures of two different people are photoshopped to look like they're smiling for the camera together, only their eyes are pointing in slightly different directions.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:16 am
by Donald Trampoline
I don't know. I think the standards for "worst DVD covers ever" are not quite being met by a lot of the recent postings here.
A lot of them are just normal bad. It is great to see the real stinkers, but try to make sure they're really bad, not just average. (That's just a personal request by me of course.)
It seems DVD cover art in general has sunk lower and lower, so try to hit us with stuff that really hits a high level of awfulness, please!
Much obliged.
Signed,
Someone Who Reluctantly Admits They Can't Help Clicking On This Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:43 am
by zedz
In summary: let's turn the limbo bar of Taste into a judder bar.