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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:00 am
by Matt
jesus the mexican boi wrote:That ain't so bad. They'll sell millions just based on that cover. I like how the laces of the football got transformed into an ersatz vagina for the bikini girl to slide out of with her UNRATED sign. That alone is enough to exclude it from the "worst covers ever" thread.
Plus, the guy in the shopping cart is just WTF funny. I'd watch at least 5 minutes of this.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:03 am
by domino harvey
How quickly we forget the lasting impact of Radio

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:43 am
by teddyleevin
domino harvey wrote:How quickly we forget the lasting impact of Radio
of what now?

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:24 am
by flyonthewall2983
I don't know, but I think I read somewhere that video killed it...

ok, that was bad.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:44 pm
by patrick
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Odd that a movie ostensibly about Christian morality would end up in Photoshop Hell.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:50 pm
by patrick
Also, I think the Wristcutters cover is terrible, mostly because it makes the film look more along the lines of something like this:

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instead of creating a cover that's going to appeal to fans of dark indie comedies. The theatrical poster wasn't horrible.

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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:59 pm
by Matt
patrick wrote:Image

Odd that a movie ostensibly about Christian morality would end up in Photoshop Hell.
Why is that one guy stuck down in the corner and why is his foot in the air like that? See, now I'm going to have to watch the movie to find out.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:06 pm
by domino harvey
It actually is on purpose, but I can't say I recommend watching to discover why

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:09 pm
by patrick
domino harvey wrote:It actually is on purpose, but I can't say I recommend watching to discover why
Ditto.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:33 pm
by tavernier
That sequence is near the beginning, if I recall....after it's over, you can stop watching.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:42 pm
by Antoine Doinel
A very Jerry Bee Movie.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:45 pm
by tavernier
Renee looks worse than ever!

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:58 pm
by flyonthewall2983
Antoine Doinel wrote:A very Jerry Bee Movie.
Finally, a reason not to buy the 2-disc special edition. Though buying it at all ranks about as high on my priorities as getting a root canal.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:42 am
by M
flyonthewall2983 wrote:
Antoine Doinel wrote:A very Jerry Bee Movie.
Finally, a reason not to buy the 2-disc special edition. Though buying it at all ranks about as high on my priorities as getting a root canal.
Yeah, but how bad do you need a root canal?

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:50 am
by domino harvey
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Bad cover and bad timing

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:35 am
by teddyleevin
Michael Pena's hair is the highlight of that cover.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:42 pm
by davebert
That came out months ago, and I've seen it. It's as bad as it looks.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:36 pm
by dx23
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The girls head is one of the worst photoshops I have ever seen.

And from the people that brought you Ratatoing and Transmorphers:

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How the hell doesn't these people get sued?!?

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:56 am
by Cde.
I'd say Omega is pretty screwed.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:46 pm
by dx23
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Sony should get an award for producing these horrible covers by the dozen. By the way, what caused the fire? The car or the guy in yellow farting?

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:04 pm
by Antoine Doinel
....and who the heck is Bobby Pacino?

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:08 pm
by arsonfilms
Antoine Doinel wrote:....and who the heck is Bobby Pacino?
I've never heard of Bobby Pacino, but Pacino Deerfield is the star of the now-classic "Bobby."

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:51 pm
by pianocrash
People escaping/being stuck in burning wrecks in the bottom quarter of your dvd cover are the new fancy fonts.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:00 pm
by domino harvey
If they really wanted to appeal to the NASCAR audience they appear to be courting, the inclusion of the Eiffel Tower was a big mistake (assuming NASCAR fans know where the Eiffel Tower is located)

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:21 pm
by Poncho Punch
domino harvey wrote:(assuming NASCAR fans know where the Eiffel Tower is located)
Uh...Vegas?