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That one wins the prize! Geez! What an abomination!

Alain Delon as an indian?

n w wrote:Alain Delon as an indian?

Its a puzzle that doesn't add up.

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:

I think this thread can be closed: this is definitely the winner. How the hell could something like this go into production? Just package it in a brown paper bag instead a la Zep's In through the Out Door

It can't be closed! I mean look at this:



Jon Voigt, Chevy Chase, Pat Morita (i guess the Karate reference) why?

Directed by the incredible Bob Clark, who gave us wonderful treasures such as
Baby Geniuses 1 and 2, Rhinestone, Turk 182!, Revenge Of The Living Dead, and A Christmas Story.... (wait that was good)

My only question is... where is Swayze?

manicsounds wrote:It can't be closed! I mean look at this:

Hey, at least the cover made me laugh. I bet the movie can't do that.

This doesn't look anything like Peter Falk...



Best,

dx23 wrote:

My only question is... where is Swayze?

My only question is "who the **** is Johnathon Schaech??"

Jem wrote:

dx23 wrote:

My only question is... where is Swayze?

My only question is "who the **** is Johnathon Schaech??"

My only question is: which of those chicks is Jake and which is Will?

i can see someone taking it to the register and saying 'uh uh its not for me'
i dont think i really want to see the most unlikable character on Sesame Street taking a dump...... but some do.

Of cause it's not for you, silly! It's for little kids who stil crap their pants!

I don't know what is worst, the cover or Buena Vista blatant copycat of the GTA series of games motif.

This is the shit that MTV keeps producing. Another show of a 30 year old acting as kid with need of attention being completely unfunny and obnoxious.

He's a great rapper though.

Fruity Pebbles: breakfast's venerable Supreme Pontifex of Sweetened Rice Kernel Cereals... along with Cocoa Krispies.

Of course there's always the Monster Cereals. Anyone for some Boo Berry?

Dig that vintage box. Now those were the days when folks knew how to manipulate your fucking brain with bland imagery.

Which reminds me-- the best thing about PULP FICTION was that Tarantino slipped a box of the lost-- must be an episode of IN SEARCH OF.. devoted to it-- monster cereal into a scene's background.

Anybody remember what is was? There is COUNT CHOCULA, FRANKEN-BERRY, BOO BERRY... but there used to be a fourth one. And damn was it good. It was logoed with a werewolf--

you guessed it-- ahh... The great FRUIT BRUTE. I always loved his totally 70's striped overalls. Pure 70's product.

I'm actually still a sucker for Count Chocula.

Is this a DVD or playstation 2 game? By the cover you will think is the latter.

The little magnolia pictures logo is funny.

That's actually a VERY bad cover... it takes about 3 days for your eyes to bump accidentally into the title of the film; the first law of composition is to guide the viewers eye through the path of the frame via a set of priority, and in advertising clearly the product name/logo is primary.

The art for the 2-disc R4 re-release of The Third Man is pretty dodgy. Besides the actual image, the big honking classification sticker is ugly.



Its made even worse in person by the big 'Alan Jones [Right wing shock jock type] Recommends' sticker on the front. (Not visible in the above picture.)

My dear Shreck, are you not forgetting the 5th and seemingly forgotten monster cereal...Fruity Yummy Mummy

First, WB decided to release better and more complete editions of the Superman series everywhere except in Region 1 and now the stick it up our asses with these hideous covers.