Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)

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Barmy
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#726 Post by Barmy »

They should have used one of these fab posters:

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miless
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#727 Post by miless »

that German poster is awesome. dustin shooting people from the comfort of his wife's tits... or maybe she's just wearing a Straw Dogs T-shirt
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#728 Post by Kinsayder »

I think they caught Holden in mid-jizz.

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#729 Post by Kinsayder »

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Witness the awe and wonderment of the moon's pus-dripping eye!
The cover of the new French set, and the original movie still. Clearly the message here is "pus sells".

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#730 Post by Saturnome »

I've seen these artworks before. weren't they made by Méliès when he was a shop owner? I could be wrong, just asking.
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#731 Post by domino harvey »

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Sometimes :shock: just isn't enough
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#732 Post by tavernier »

Jenny loves hers with ketchup and mustard.
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#733 Post by domino harvey »

No horror movie has ever been as frightening as Kenan Thompson on that DVD Cover
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#734 Post by dx23 »

Is the Good Burger dude trying to cover all the junk food films? What's next? Pizza Boy? Taco Time?
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#735 Post by domino harvey »

I'd see a movie called Taco Time
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#736 Post by miless »

domino harvey wrote:I'd see a movie called Taco Time
I can only hope its a porn-sequel.
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#738 Post by miless »

wow, that one is terrible. I wouldn't expect much from the DVD, either. What would dvdactive put on a DVD?
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#739 Post by manicsounds »

Darrel Hammond has turned into 2 young guys....
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#740 Post by patrick »

Antoine Doinel wrote:Image

Seems more like "The need to regurgitate".
The filmmakers really topped themselves with this one, the actual cover is a lenticular thing where you see the zombie, then you see him barfing.
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#741 Post by patrick »

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#742 Post by CSM126 »

Being raped with a machete is funnier than Napoleon Dynamite, so that quote ain't selling me.
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#743 Post by miless »

that film (originally titled The Sasquatch Dumpling Gang) was shot here in Oregon 3 years ago. That it is only coming out now (after no theatrical distribution) is hardly a surprise.
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#744 Post by dx23 »

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#745 Post by domino harvey »

Patrick, why did you have to post that disgusting cover, now another page is ruined Image
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Michael
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#746 Post by Michael »

What a lovely cover for Xanadu! Seriously.
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#747 Post by patrick »

That Xanadu cover is a perfect example of something that wouldn't be nearly as bad if the person making it knew how to use Photoshop properly. I acknowledge its usefulness as a tool, but has anything else ever done as much damage to graphic design as that program?
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#748 Post by dx23 »

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#749 Post by Kinsayder »

Is that a remake of The Trouble with Harry?

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#750 Post by domino harvey »

A film so bad that even the question mark wanted nothing to do with it
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