Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:21 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:56 pm
Who says threesomes can't raise wholesome children?
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:31 pm
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:43 pm
Attack of The 50 Foot CrossEyed Maid!Barmy wrote:Who says threesomes can't raise wholesome children?
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:10 pm
This cover is so bad that it's practically a work of art. They seem to have spent more time on the font than the Photoshop...
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:14 pm
Is that even Michael Clarke Duncan's real body? 
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:23 pm
No.
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:33 pm
It looks as if Jon Voight is going through a serious internal struggle there.dx23 wrote:
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:22 am
You'd be hurting too if you had Nazis running around fighting inside your intenstinal tract.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:40 am
I've heard of having to go Number One or Number Two, but Number Third Reich?
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:12 am
Unless he's doing this to avoid paying for a tanning bed, I don't think it's safe to be that close to stage lamps.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:59 am
You beat me to this one, domino. I saw that today at dvdactive and couldn't believe how atrocious it is. What the fuck are those photoshopped heads with those mismatched bodies? It is like they are really going for producing the worst cover possible because I can't imagine any movie executive giving the green light to this abomination.domino harvey wrote:
This cover is so bad that it's practically a work of art. They seem to have spent more time on the font than the Photoshop...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:01 am
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:07 am
Who knew Artie Lange and Ellen were so chummy?!
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:49 pm
...or that Gary Busey was so into bondage.domino harvey wrote:Who knew Artie Lange and Ellen were so chummy?!
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:35 pm
One of your best one liners!domino harvey wrote:I've heard of having to go Number One or Number Two, but Number Third Reich?
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:01 pm
These must be the result of Craigslist solicitations.
"Make money now working from home! Flexible hours great pay must have Photoshop or MS Paint. Legally blind? OK!"
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:50 pm
Is Ed Harris playing the part of the guitar?
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:11 pm
Its one of those marketing decisions. D.B. Sweeny is a much more recognizable face than Ed Harris is, so Harris got shafted.dx23 wrote:Is Ed Harris playing the part of the guitar?
On a completely unrelated note...
Could someone remind me again who D.B. Sweeny is, exactly? I know he's like, SUPER famous, but I can't quite place him.
EDIT: Wait, never mind, I just saw Harris. He's the girl in the bikini walking through the background. He's a sneaky one, that Ed Harris!
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:34 pm
Who could ever forget his almost-star turns in Fire In the Sky and the short-lived Strange Luck?
Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 12:41 pm
Would you rather go with choice number 1 or choice number 2? I'd rather stick with MGM release...
Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:22 pm
"Scuse me sir, you uh, dropped your..." (nervous cough.. points to white meat blob on floor) "uh x-ray eye.."
Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:39 pm
Is that the only time that anal probing has never directly led to someone becoming a star?domino harvey wrote:Who could ever forget his almost-star turns in Fire In the Sky?
Does anyone else get the impression that the cover photograph was taken the split second before 'cool pose leaning on guitar' became 'guitar sliding out from under you sending you off the car bonnet and sprawling on the asphalt as your two companions look on embarassed'?
Cue opening of Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom-style scrabbling around frantically as the eyeball gets kicked around the dancefloor.HerrSchreck wrote:"Scuse me sir, you uh, dropped your..." (nervous cough.. points to white meat blob on floor) "uh x-ray eye.."
Either that or "thanks, but I find I see better without it!"
Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 3:13 pm
colinr0380 wrote:Is that the only time that anal probing has never directly led to someone becoming a star?
Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 3:44 pm
10+ years later, and South Park is still around. Not a star?