Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:19 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:05 pm
I fucking hate Strand.
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:52 pm
I know the feeling.
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:27 pm
Just think...they could have justifiably plastered an "Academy Award Nominee!" banner on this cover...
...and they didn't
Also, they really should have put "Featuring Starship!" somewhere on this cover. That's a bigger selling point than the films themselves, which is saying something considering how awful that song was.
...and they didn't
Also, they really should have put "Featuring Starship!" somewhere on this cover. That's a bigger selling point than the films themselves, which is saying something considering how awful that song was.
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:07 pm
Who was nominated?
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:22 am
Mannequin was nominated in the Best Original Song category for the truly wretched "Nothing's Gonna Stop us Now" by Starship. I dunno if that doesn't count because someone says 'it was really the composer and not the movie that was nominated' but if I was producing this disc believe me I'd throw that "Academy Award Nominee" banner on there. Anything to move a few copies of something you just know ain't gonna sell so hot (well, except to me because I can't resist bad cinema).flyonthewall2983 wrote:Who was nominated?
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:25 am
Mannequin was one of my mom's favorite movies and I'm sure I saw it fifty times growing up.
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:35 am
When I was in the sixth grade in 1989, I started a school newspaper. My little girlfriend wanted to write movie reviews, and turned in a review of Mannequin. She had clearly invested a great deal of time writing a lengthy essay about a movie she had probably just watched on video with her parents. I said, "Do you seriously expect me to run a review for a movie that came out two years ago?" She cried. Good times.domino harvey wrote:Mannequin was one of my mom's favorite movies and I'm sure I saw it fifty times growing up.
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:33 pm
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:49 pm
Flames *and* a big "O"... to quote Childcare Action Project "attention to crotch, twice".
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:59 pm
Seriously. They might as well have thrown a Tarantino quote in.kaujot wrote:I fucking hate Strand.
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:09 pm
sidehacker wrote:Seriously. They might as well have thrown a Tarantino quote in.kaujot wrote:I fucking hate Strand.
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:02 pm
That's it, domino wins the thread.
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:28 am
Maybe Strand should hire domino?bunuelian wrote:That's it, domino wins the thread.
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:29 am
For the full effect though we should change the text at the top to "From the internationally acclaimed director of Reservoir Dogs and Death Proof"
Then under the title - "Strand Releasing, in association with Quentin Tarantino presents a film by Tsai Ming-Liang (aka some guy or other).
Then under the title - "Strand Releasing, in association with Quentin Tarantino presents a film by Tsai Ming-Liang (aka some guy or other).
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:37 am
what constitute today as programming on VH1.
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:03 am
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:19 am
Kevin Spacey has got a bad case of squishface there.
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:10 am
I'm guessing it's gonna be sink, not swim.
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:53 pm
Although the designer kindly gave him a lot more hair.bjeggert82 wrote:Kevin Spacey has got a bad case of squishface there.
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:01 pm
Isn't that one of the guys from the Beastie Boys?Murdoch wrote:
I'm guessing it's gonna be sink, not swim.
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:12 pm
I can't decide whether these are terrible or brilliant, but there are definitely some problems of scale in the second one.
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:07 pm
Ahhh, I'm assuming you have not seen the glory that is "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon", for if you did...tryavna wrote:I can't decide whether these are terrible or brilliant, but there are definitely some problems of scale in the second one.
Spoiler
...you would surely know that the Megalodon is so freakin' huge, it swallows a life raft full of people whole. Twice.
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:42 pm
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:45 pm
No movie could ever live up to a title that good.