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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:29 am
by jon
Could the film have a more perfect title to go along with that artwork?

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:30 am
by Jem
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:09 am
by pianocrash
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[screaming] WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEN! [/screaming]

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:05 pm
by Steven H
RE: "I, Worst of All"

Lord've mercy!

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:22 pm
by colinr0380
Steven H wrote:RE: "I, Worst of All"

Lord've mercy!
Aye, that's the worst of all! A real disservice to a great film.

At least they got a quote talking about lesbianism to put on the front cover - why didn't all the DVD companies that put out Black Narcissus do this?
pianocrash wrote:WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEN!
Is there a matching fullscreen cover of an army attacking from the opposite direction?

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:39 pm
by Lemmy Caution
Yeah, I thought that Casino Royale cover was really cheesy. But I aslo didn't like the other one with the woman's silhouette and lots of garish colors. I put off buying the Dvd for a while, because the covers were so ugly. After a month, I broke down and bought the one with the woman. Wish I didn't ... what a dull unfunny film that was.

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:59 pm
by Jem
Push it, to pop it?

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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:13 pm
by Cinesimilitude
yeah, MGM's cover art has been historically terrible, but with Fox taking over now, things should get better.

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:18 am
by The Fanciful Norwegian
Thank god, we'll finally get some classy cover art for Breakin'.

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:57 am
by manicsounds
When I first read it I thought it said "Push It To Poop It"......

Not trying to be childish.... thats really what I thought it said for a second.

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:17 am
by Gordon
Do you think that if a designer hated a particular film, that they would purposely create a terrible cover? I know I would. :wink:

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:39 pm
by jon
The Fanciful Norwegian wrote:Thank god, we'll finally get some classy cover art for Breakin'.
Perfect

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:49 pm
by Steven H
That cover makes Catherine Zeta-Jones look so young.

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:59 pm
by jon
Steven H wrote:That cover makes Catherine Zeta-Jones look so young.
It makes her neck look like that of an alien from Halo

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:22 am
by jesus the mexican boi
jon wrote:
Steven H wrote:That cover makes Catherine Zeta-Jones look so young.
It makes her neck look like that of an alien from Halo
Don't go hatin' on my gurrrl, Special K! As I said before, Lucinda Dickey is the Monica Vitti of breakdancing movies. And possessed-ninja movies. Nobody conveys the spiritual emptiness of the human form in the skeleton of the modern urban setting like L.D.

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:37 am
by colinr0380
jesus the mexican boi wrote:Nobody conveys the spiritual emptiness of the human form in the skeleton of the modern urban setting like L.D.
:shock: That is what the ending of L'Eclisse needed - a solitary figure breakdancing for money in the middle of the empty park to signify the uselessness (and stupidity) of human endeavour!

Maybe only being passed as night falls by Vitti's friend chasing the pack of dogs that have gotten loose again!

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:11 am
by Jem
Steven H wrote:That cover makes Catherine Zeta-Jones look so young.
You mean Catherine Zeta "Shabba Doo" Jones.

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:17 pm
by jon
2-Pac has his hand on Catherine Zeta-Jones's ass!

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 6:56 am
by Jem
Image

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:38 am
by The Invunche
The cover should have less face and more ass.

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:39 am
by jon
less teeth...

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:18 am
by Jem
Love would bind them together, but fate would tear them apart... how convenient.

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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:00 am
by Mr Sausage
Hah! When did Thomas Hardy become the stuff of Hallmark?

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:52 am
by Oedipax
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My eyes! Woof, what a horrible cover. Hope they do something else for region 1.

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:00 am
by marty
I bought a few DVDs today from Amazon UK and was about to purchase Children of Men UNTIL I saw the cover and thought I can't have that thing in my house! I trust the R1 will have a better-designed cover. The UK one is atrocious and whoever designed and approved that should be sacked NOW!