Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)

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oldsheperd · #851 Post by **oldsheperd** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:53 pm

Does the villain live his life out of sequence?

pianocrash · #852 Post by **pianocrash** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:54 pm

#853 Post by **domino harvey** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:05 pm

Live from where, El Chico?

Murdoch · #854 Post by **Murdoch** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:11 am

Barmy wrote:

You know Vonnegut's popularity can rise no higher when you live to see one of his books inspire a B-movie horror title.

Faux Hulot · #855 Post by **Faux Hulot** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:50 pm

UbuRoi wrote:Ahhh, I'm assuming you have not seen the glory that is "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon", for if you did...

Spoiler
...you would surely know that the Megalodon is so freakin' huge, it swallows a life raft full of people whole. Twice.

If you tell me the shark swallows a whole island, I will buy a copy sight unseen.

UbuRoi wrote:The movie also features the greatest exchange in film history, which I cannot write in mixed company, but I'm sure is on the imdb quote board.

Spoiler tags: not just for spoilers anymore.

#856 Post by **domino harvey** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:56 pm

Oh my gawwwwwwwd:

Spoiler

- I'm tired.
- Yeah, but I'm really wired. So what do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?

colinr0380 · #857 Post by **colinr0380** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:26 pm

So it is a talking shark that eats cats now?

UbuRoi · #858 Post by **UbuRoi** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:00 pm

colinr0380 wrote:So it is a talking shark that eats cats now?

Now that's a film I'd buy sight unseen!

moviscop · #859 Post by **moviscop** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:58 am

and this gem

dx23 · #860 Post by **dx23** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:16 am

Guys, please check the past threads and pages. The Edison Force cover, along with these last 2 were already posted.

kaujot · #861 Post by **kaujot** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:16 am

dx23 wrote:Guys, please check the past threads and pages. The Edison Force cover, along with these last 2 were already posted.

Frankly, they deserve it.

moviscop · #862 Post by **moviscop** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:32 am

I'm sure this one is 100% original. It was the cover art for another version of The Fountain. Not sure of it's origin, but the US made the right choice by not using this cover.
I got the Silence of the Lambs Criterion DVD recently and the cover art was just horrendous.
And BUG, one of the best films of 06' got an awful cover.

please someone tell me how to space them horizontally myself, i feel stupid for not knowing how.

-thanks mr. sausage

tavernier · #863 Post by **tavernier** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:15 am

Those are blah covers, but not "worst covers ever."

moviscop · #864 Post by **moviscop** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:42 am

for criterion, that cover is emberassing

kaujot · #865 Post by **kaujot** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:12 am

moviscop wrote:for criterion, that cover is emberassing

Almost all of their old covers are pretty bad.

moviscop · #866 Post by **moviscop** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:38 am

I think I found the showstopper.

dx23 · #867 Post by **dx23** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:47 pm

HerrSchreck · #868 Post by **HerrSchreck** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:45 pm

I didnt know Joni Mitchell moonlighted scuttling thru the clover patch...

jesus the mexican boi · Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:42 pm

they paved the clover patch and put up a parking lot

pianocrash · #870 Post by **pianocrash** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:29 am

#871 Post by **zedz** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:26 am

An undead Clint that glows in the dark? This looks like a much more interesting film than the version I saw.

Magic Hate Ball · Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:44 am

moviscop wrote:I think I found the showstopper.

The original title, "Pasty Hicks Get It On", didn't scan with test audiences.

Murdoch · #873 Post by **Murdoch** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:33 am

Ahhh! Giant Kevin Bacon!

It's like a rainbow!

#874 Post by **domino harvey** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:01 pm

You know who really got betrayed? The innocent bystander Snipes just shot without even looking.

oldsheperd · #875 Post by **oldsheperd** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:53 pm

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