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And Zarathustra said to them: "I tell you, JM is DEAD!"

Gordon McMurphy wrote:Could you add a cigarette to her mouth? Uncle Hulot style, at an angle.

will a pipe do?

While we're at it you have to throw in the nipple tassles... and a kangaroo in the background.

And the source of that ray of light in the background should definitely be a Martian death machine.

Ishmael wrote:And the source of that ray of light in the background should definitely be a Martian death machine.

Like the ones from Mars Attacks? Oh, I see where this cover is heading...

No need to be vulgar, now...

Damn, you're really good at that.
Could you give her a tattoo of Woody Woodpecker smoking a cigar?

Just a heads up, they've added the Criterion logo to the front of the cover on the Criterion website.

ran222 wrote:Just a heads up, they've added the Criterion logo to the front of the cover on the Criterion website.

Welcome to two pages ago, m'friend.

Whoops, my bad.

justeleblanc wrote:While we're at it you have to throw in the nipple tassles... and a kangaroo in the background.

Ishmael wrote:And the source of that ray of light in the background should definitely be a Martian death machine.

Theodore R. Stockton wrote:Could you give her a tattoo of Woody Woodpecker smoking a cigar?

Happy?

So um... what's everyone think of the new Olivier's Shakespeare artwork? I'd link to the image, but it's flash, and I'm lazy, so...

I'm really pretty jazzed about the cover, truth be told, but I guess the real test will be how the rest of the box looks.

I bet you designed the original Viridiana cover didn't you.

First, I want real looking tassles... the ones you got look like oil rigs and lollipops. I want these tassles turning -- I want to get a sense that this chick is doing a shimmy. Do I have to post a picture from The Graduate for you? Gees Louis.

Second, I think we need a hook and a chainsaw in place of her hands.

Third, the investors want the giraffe moved. Maybe to the left of her. They say the giraffe needs to be holding a gun and his member needs to be in a sock.

SncDthMnky you should send it to Criterion. They might use it. It's an improvement, so they should.

So would everybody buy the DVD with that cover then? Strange looking giraffe

Please send it on to them... it's too funny... I, for one, don't actually mind the original cover tho...

thats the best dvd cover I have ever seen in my life!
its surrealism would make Bunuel proud!!

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!! \:D/

It's missing one thing though... Well, two things. She needs to have bigger tits for the tassles, and there needs to be some guy form the 50s in the lower right hand corner wearing x-ray glasses looking through her dress with a word bubble that says "For fuck's sake... What else do you want on this damned cover?!"

Give her an eye patch and I think we're done.

Really, cause I think she needs a swastika somewhere--on an armband on her shoulder possibly?

Brilliant! But I feel that the tits need to be exposed and the Swastika armband is a must.
And maybe Robert Crumb's head in the corner commenting on the deparavity.

I think you forgot to turn the A in Canterbury into a U.

Gordon McMurphy wrote:Brilliant! But I feel that the tits need to be exposed and the Swastika armband is a must.
And maybe Robert Crumb's head in the corner commenting on the deparavity.

If we're going to expose her breasts, why not just put swastikas over the nipples and avoid the armband altogther...

that'd just be silly