Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:36 pm
Shit, I want an AK-47 that shoots blow...
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:02 pm
The gun shoots powdered donut bullets
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:21 pm
I'd take that, too.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:52 am
The people at Asylum really have brass balls:
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:01 am
I always knew the Asylum was the brass standard of home entertainment, but the reunion of Insane Clown Posse and Raven gives me a better analogy: They are to DVD what WCW was to wrestling. That's too perfect.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:06 am
They're right, ordinary high schools have gravity
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:37 am
No it apparently teaches you how to keep frumpy young housewives in stretchies--in their best sinister "hai-yah!" attack pose-- at bay with way too much heavy weaponry and kevlar.Antoine Doinel wrote:
So this teaches how to protect yourself against rogue gun-toting SWAT officers?
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:53 am
They obviously look so happy because their religion has just disproved the laws of gravity!domino harvey wrote:They're right, ordinary high schools have gravity
We may laugh but Guantanamo is probably full of these dangerous characters in the same uniforms.HerrSchreck wrote:No it apparently teaches you how to keep frumpy young housewives in stretchies--in their best sinister "hai-yah!" attack pose-- at bay with way too much heavy weaponry and kevlar.
I'll leave you to decide whether I'm talking about the heavily armed cop or the martial arts woman in clothes that are obviously meant to have a demoralising effect on her psyche. Forget orange jumpsuits!
Or is it an updated Hai Karate commercial?
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:59 pm
Ha-WAH! (chop)
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:12 pm
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:13 pm
wat
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:14 pm
Judging by the tagline, the film is about a gay man who comes out of the closet as a fat girl.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:15 pm
"Big-Hearted" cracks me up. But then, I'm an awful person.
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:56 pm
There is a whole new line of these:
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:22 pm
I no longer love the '80s.
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:32 pm
Never did.swo17 wrote:I no longer love the '80s.
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:36 pm
Nothing captures King David quite like hot pink.
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:16 pm
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:19 pm
That makes me hungry for a, yes, you guessed it, a cheeseburger.
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:33 pm
You gotta warn me with this shit-- I hate puking on my keyboard like this..Matt wrote:There is a whole new line of these:
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:28 pm
We need a poll. Richard Gere: smooth or hairy?
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:27 pm
On top of being a stupidly boring cover that looks like it was assembled Clip Art-style, the advertising text in the scroll is the icing on the cake.
"Full-Length Classic Original Film" translates into the ground-breaking practice of "We've Included The Movie"
"Lyric Book" translates into "We've Printed The Subtitles And Stapled Them Together"
With extras like that who hasn't rushed out to buy "Disney's 31st Animated Classic"? That's the text on the back cover incidentally, for those people who didn't realise that every single movie Disney have ever produced is a certifiable "Animated Classic". At least other DVD companies go to the trouble of registering with IMDb to create a review quote to make it vaguely seem like it's not them saying that their movie is awesome. Telling people that every movie you have ever made is a classic strikes me as a bit... arrogant? Misplaced? Completely fucking wrong?
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:33 pm
"Close your eyes and pucker up Jimmy."colinr0380 wrote:It seems to me like it is this (bad cover in its own right):
Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:29 am
I'm having Trapper Keeper flashbacks.Matt wrote:There is a whole new line of these:
Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:14 am
Oh lord, there are at least 40 of these covers.JargonSmith wrote:I'm having Trapper Keeper flashbacks.