Children of Glory (Krisztina Goda, 2006)
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:52 am
...is pretty much exactly what you'd expect from a reunion between producer Andrew Vanja (Rambo, Die Hard 3) and Joe Eszterhas (Basic Instinct, Showgirls), the only twist being that it's set in their native country and language.
Shamelessly devoid of even the merest hint of subtlety, it's a fictional riff on a real-life Hungary-Soviet waterpolo match in the wake of the short-lived 1956 Hungarian revolution. The latter scenes are by far the film's high point, with veteran stunt coordinator Vic Armstrong gleefully laying waste to the meticulous period reconstruction at every opportunity - this must hold some kind of record for onscreen explosions.
Unfortunately, the other record the film's aiming for has to do with cramming the greatest number of inane romantic/war/sports-movie clichés into a two-hour package. I was a good 15-20 minutes ahead of just about every plot development ("A firebrand student activist announces that she's pregnant and after the revolution she wants to live a quiet family life? She'll be dead by the next scene!"), and while it's intermittently amusing hearing Eszterhas's unmistakable approach to dialogue delivered in Hungarian (during the climactic waterpolo match: "If he pulls my trunks I'll make him choke on what's in them!"), a little of this goes a very long way.
Still, it's enjoyable enough, and I can easily see why it was a domestic smash - it was made specifically to be released on the 50th anniversary of the revolution. But it's ultimately hard to disagree with Variety's verdict that "Boffo local biz out of the gate in October to commemorate the 50th anni of the uprising is a feat unlikely to be replicated in other territories, though pic is a rousing entree for those who take their history with a lot of pyrotechnics and a little sex."
Shamelessly devoid of even the merest hint of subtlety, it's a fictional riff on a real-life Hungary-Soviet waterpolo match in the wake of the short-lived 1956 Hungarian revolution. The latter scenes are by far the film's high point, with veteran stunt coordinator Vic Armstrong gleefully laying waste to the meticulous period reconstruction at every opportunity - this must hold some kind of record for onscreen explosions.
Unfortunately, the other record the film's aiming for has to do with cramming the greatest number of inane romantic/war/sports-movie clichés into a two-hour package. I was a good 15-20 minutes ahead of just about every plot development ("A firebrand student activist announces that she's pregnant and after the revolution she wants to live a quiet family life? She'll be dead by the next scene!"), and while it's intermittently amusing hearing Eszterhas's unmistakable approach to dialogue delivered in Hungarian (during the climactic waterpolo match: "If he pulls my trunks I'll make him choke on what's in them!"), a little of this goes a very long way.
Still, it's enjoyable enough, and I can easily see why it was a domestic smash - it was made specifically to be released on the 50th anniversary of the revolution. But it's ultimately hard to disagree with Variety's verdict that "Boffo local biz out of the gate in October to commemorate the 50th anni of the uprising is a feat unlikely to be replicated in other territories, though pic is a rousing entree for those who take their history with a lot of pyrotechnics and a little sex."