I have just seen
this HD-channel 'artist portrait' of Brad Pitt. (According to a
comment on The Onion, directed by David Fincher)
Words fail me, so I'll just repeat the description under the film:
Pitt's perfectly sculpted form embodies male pride in this short fantasy. Wearing white designer shorts and socks, he stands patiently in the rain. Crystal teardrops run down his face, glinting in the deep blue light. The rain stops and he takes aim with measured fury, shooting his gun five times before he resigns himself once more to immersion.
.....O...K....
I mean come on! "Crystal teardops"! You can't even see his socks, so who cares if they're 'designer'?
This has to rank among the most hilariously pretentious things I've ever seen! This had to be a joke....right....?
EDIT: Ah, I've just read something that explains the 'socks':
Two versions were shot of each VOOM PORTRAIT: horizontal for TV and a limited edition of verticals for exhibition. In addition to shows in galleries and museums, they will eventually be aired to millions of people around the world in their horizontal version on VOOM channels in the U.S. and internationally. But, as art created in and for the new medium of HD, they are also meant to be seen in new ways.
Each VOOM PORTRAIT is a set piece developed by [Robert] Wilson in collaboration with his subjects, and draws inspiration from movies, art, history and more. For example, Winona Ryder is the character “Winnieâ€