Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)

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domino harvey
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#276 Post by domino harvey »

can we get a Mod to move that post to the appropriate "Best Covers Ever" thread
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#277 Post by Mr Sausage »

domino harvey wrote:can we get a Mod to move that post to the appropriate "Best Covers Ever" thread
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#278 Post by djali999 »

Here's a winner I spotted while browsing the foreign film section at Virgin... it was right next to Cries and Whispers!

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#279 Post by dx23 »

djali999 wrote:Here's a winner I spotted while browsing the foreign film section at Virgin... it was right next to Cries and Whispers!

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Sadly, I have seen this. Is comedy from "El Gordo" Porcel, who was a hit in Latin american TV. It was raunchy comedy in the early 80's for latinos.
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#280 Post by dx23 »

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#281 Post by flyonthewall2983 »

The bottom half of that one actually isn't too bad, even if it might be a stock photo.

Not related, but why are some TV DVD's split up like that, IE Season One Volume One?
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#282 Post by Matt »

flyonthewall2983 wrote:The bottom half of that one actually isn't too bad, even if it might be a stock photo.
The design of the whole cover is really not that bad, just a bit clunky. The only things I really hate about it are the fact that the figures are clearly photoshopped in (why not a full color background? or duotone figures?) and the "fingerprint" watermark. The cover for part 1 of the 1st season is a little better:

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flyonthewall2983 wrote:Not related, but why are some TV DVD's split up like that, IE Season One Volume One?
This was a long season, 27 one-hour episodes. They were probably not sure iif anyone would buy an 8-disc, $60-$80 set of the first season of this show, so they hedged their bets a little.
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#283 Post by Lemmy Caution »

This one caught my eye.
I'll need laser surgery to repair the damage.

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There are a lot of bad Asian covers (from, I'm assuming, small distributors.
At least it's hard to imagine that "Strand Releasing" is a major player).
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#284 Post by colinr0380 »

I think Strand also released Tony Takitani which was a better looking cover.
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#285 Post by dx23 »

This cover doesn't only try to cram as much words as possible, but it was also made by the department of redundancy department:

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#286 Post by The Elegant Dandy Fop »

I like how they inform you twice of "Hits and History".
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#287 Post by domino harvey »

Hits and History is the name of the tour and also his backing band. It's obviously excessive for a DVD cover, but accurate.
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#288 Post by devlinnn »

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#289 Post by Cinephrenic »

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As if Mel Gibson's name and face is really marketable. Jeez... #-o
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#290 Post by Barmy »

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#291 Post by domino harvey »

Barmy wrote:Image
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#292 Post by Kinsayder »

Cinephrenic wrote:As if Mel Gibson's name and face is really marketable.
It's the same basic formula for every Mel Gibson cover:
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#293 Post by souvenir »

Kinsayder wrote:It's the same basic formula for every Mel Gibson cover:
Good call

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#294 Post by jesus the mexican boi »

A decent documentary, featuring Ted "I'm Not Gay, I'm Just Extra Happy" Haggard, but the DVD cover is dullsville. And I'm no engineer, but the proportions on that sign and the posts it's on are all for shite.

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#295 Post by domino harvey »

...that is not a bad cover
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#296 Post by Matt »

domino harvey wrote:...that is not a bad cover
Certainly not in comparison to the cover for Pelosi's other film:

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#297 Post by domino harvey »

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This is why you don't let the local news design your cover
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#298 Post by Cold Bishop »

jesus the mexican boi wrote:A decent documentary, featuring Ted "I'm Not Gay, I'm Just Extra Happy" Haggard, but the DVD cover is dullsville. And I'm no engineer, but the proportions on that sign and the posts it's on are all for shite.

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Wow... you're not kidding. This springs to mind looking at that sign.

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#299 Post by dx23 »

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#300 Post by Cronenfly »

Holy Fuck:

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I hate New York, New York, but I wouldn't wish that abomination upon any release; I can see what they were going for (EDIT- actually, I couldn't: I thought it was an imitation of Hirschfeld at first, not Hirschfeld himself), but there's still no excuse (EDIT- there is, and I'm willing to admit that this isn't so obviously terrible as I originally thought- still don't like it, but that's my problem).

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One of the stupidest taglines I've ever heard.
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