Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)

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fiddlesticks · #476 Post by **fiddlesticks** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:11 pm

colinr0380 wrote:Wake me up when the Pope is being held hostage by eurotrash terrorists planning to distribute communion wafers with tiny explosive devices inside in an attempt to blow up every Catholic en masse (ironically during Mass) - that's an action movie plot with the lives of millions at stake that it needs a hero to solve! ("Sergeant O'Mally you must get everyone out of the church, there are fifty wafers all counting down to zero!", then later "Detective O'Hara, how did you make the amazing realisation that holy water neutralised the bomb? You saved the entire St Winifred's Boys Choir by turning the water cannons on them!")

Dogma II --Revenge of the Buddy Christ?

pianocrash · #477 Post by **pianocrash** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:51 pm

That guy looking at me in the burning car made me LOL x 15.

Rufus T. Firefly · Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:20 am

devlinnn wrote:

#479 Post by **domino harvey** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:40 am

based on these covers, expect a bloody Monty Python foot

Lemmy Caution · #480 Post by **Lemmy Caution** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:59 pm

Not sure what's going on with this cover ... or why the Al "Grandpa" Lewis look-alike is there.
If that's the best tagline they came up with, I'd be very interested to see the ones they discarded.

dx23 · #481 Post by **dx23** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:37 pm

flyonthewall2983 · Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:11 pm

dx23 wrote:

That makes the previous cover look like a Criterion release.

#483 Post by **zedz** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:06 pm

flyonthewall2983 wrote:
dx23 wrote:
That makes the previous cover look like a Criterion release.

Is this a special version of the film in which the real Bill Murray has been digitally replaced by a claymation Bill Murray? (I'd buy it)

Faux Hulot · #484 Post by **Faux Hulot** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:53 pm

zedz wrote:Is this a special version of the film in which the real Bill Murray has been digitally replaced by a claymation Bill Murray?

I'm waiting for the "Mr. Bill" version.

#485 Post by **domino harvey** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:56 pm

Just think: someone got paid to design that

Kinsayder · #486 Post by **Kinsayder** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:08 am

Meanwhile, on another planet...

jesus the mexican boi · Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:24 am

It's hard to tell whether he wants to cork her or crucify her.

#488 Post by **domino harvey** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:26 am

Holden appears to have breast implant rippling

Magic Hate Ball · Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:55 am

dx23 wrote:

His eyes...

dx23 · #490 Post by **dx23** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:23 am

#491 Post by **domino harvey** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:27 am

Chris Kattan always looks like he just got his braces off

flyonthewall2983 · Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:02 am

Can we think of something crazier than Chris Kattan in a western? Because really, that would be the highlight of my 2+ year membership here.

#493 Post by **domino harvey** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:08 am

You have added this movie to your queue
This movie is available now

dx23 · #494 Post by **dx23** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:45 am

flyonthewall2983 wrote:Can we think of something crazier than Chris Kattan in a western? Because really, that would be the highlight of my 2+ year membership here.

Actually, according to the reviews is a zombie comedy western, even though the cover doesn't have neither the zombie or comedy representation.

Barmy · #495 Post by **Barmy** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:01 pm

Really does a disservice to Rudolph's vision.

fiddlesticks · #496 Post by **fiddlesticks** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:43 pm

That does a disservice to MY vision as well.

Lemmy Caution · #497 Post by **Lemmy Caution** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:02 pm

Kinsayder wrote:Meanwhile, on another planet...

=I like this cover.
Well, the fonts and type size could be improved, but otherwise I'm on board.

colinr0380 · #498 Post by **colinr0380** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:09 pm

"Is that a tree trunk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

dx23 · #499 Post by **dx23** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:35 am

Is it me, or does Obama look like he was photoshoped in the crowd?

dx23 · #500 Post by **dx23** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:58 pm

Not a dvd cover yet, but soon it will be:

Who goes to these shitty movies that make hollywood produce more of them?

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