Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)

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#551 Post by **Matt** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:00 am

jesus the mexican boi wrote:That ain't so bad. They'll sell millions just based on that cover. I like how the laces of the football got transformed into an ersatz vagina for the bikini girl to slide out of with her UNRATED sign. That alone is enough to exclude it from the "worst covers ever" thread.

Plus, the guy in the shopping cart is just WTF funny. I'd watch at least 5 minutes of this.

#552 Post by **domino harvey** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:03 am

How quickly we forget the lasting impact of Radio

teddyleevin · #553 Post by **teddyleevin** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:43 am

domino harvey wrote:How quickly we forget the lasting impact of Radio

of what now?

flyonthewall2983 · Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:24 am

I don't know, but I think I read somewhere that video killed it...

ok, that was bad.

patrick · #555 Post by **patrick** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:44 pm

Odd that a movie ostensibly about Christian morality would end up in Photoshop Hell.

patrick · #556 Post by **patrick** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:50 pm

Also, I think the Wristcutters cover is terrible, mostly because it makes the film look more along the lines of something like this:

instead of creating a cover that's going to appeal to fans of dark indie comedies. The theatrical poster wasn't horrible.

#557 Post by **Matt** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:59 pm

patrick wrote:

Odd that a movie ostensibly about Christian morality would end up in Photoshop Hell.

Why is that one guy stuck down in the corner and why is his foot in the air like that? See, now I'm going to have to watch the movie to find out.

#558 Post by **domino harvey** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:06 pm

It actually is on purpose, but I can't say I recommend watching to discover why

patrick · #559 Post by **patrick** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:09 pm

domino harvey wrote:It actually is on purpose, but I can't say I recommend watching to discover why

Ditto.

tavernier · #560 Post by **tavernier** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:33 pm

That sequence is near the beginning, if I recall....after it's over, you can stop watching.

Antoine Doinel · #561 Post by **Antoine Doinel** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:42 pm

A very Jerry Bee Movie.

tavernier · #562 Post by **tavernier** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:45 pm

Renee looks worse than ever!

flyonthewall2983 · Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:58 pm

Antoine Doinel wrote:A very Jerry Bee Movie.

Finally, a reason not to buy the 2-disc special edition. Though buying it at all ranks about as high on my priorities as getting a root canal.

M · #564 Post by M » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:42 am

flyonthewall2983 wrote:
Antoine Doinel wrote:A very Jerry Bee Movie.
Finally, a reason not to buy the 2-disc special edition. Though buying it at all ranks about as high on my priorities as getting a root canal.

Yeah, but how bad do you need a root canal?

#565 Post by **domino harvey** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:50 am

Bad cover and bad timing

teddyleevin · #566 Post by **teddyleevin** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:35 am

Michael Pena's hair is the highlight of that cover.

davebert · #567 Post by **davebert** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:42 pm

That came out months ago, and I've seen it. It's as bad as it looks.

dx23 · #568 Post by **dx23** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:36 pm

The girls head is one of the worst photoshops I have ever seen.

And from the people that brought you Ratatoing and Transmorphers:

How the hell doesn't these people get sued?!?

Cde. · #569 Post by **Cde.** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:56 am

I'd say Omega is pretty screwed.

dx23 · #570 Post by **dx23** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:46 pm

Sony should get an award for producing these horrible covers by the dozen. By the way, what caused the fire? The car or the guy in yellow farting?

Antoine Doinel · #571 Post by **Antoine Doinel** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:04 pm

....and who the heck is Bobby Pacino?

arsonfilms · #572 Post by **arsonfilms** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:08 pm

Antoine Doinel wrote:....and who the heck is Bobby Pacino?

I've never heard of Bobby Pacino, but Pacino Deerfield is the star of the now-classic "Bobby."

pianocrash · #573 Post by **pianocrash** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:51 pm

People escaping/being stuck in burning wrecks in the bottom quarter of your dvd cover are the new fancy fonts.

#574 Post by **domino harvey** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:00 pm

If they really wanted to appeal to the NASCAR audience they appear to be courting, the inclusion of the Eiffel Tower was a big mistake (assuming NASCAR fans know where the Eiffel Tower is located)

Poncho Punch · #575 Post by **Poncho Punch** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:21 pm

domino harvey wrote:(assuming NASCAR fans know where the Eiffel Tower is located)

Uh...Vegas?

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