Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)

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colinr0380
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#576 Post by colinr0380 »

domino harvey wrote:If they really wanted to appeal to the NASCAR audience they appear to be courting, the inclusion of the Eiffel Tower was a big mistake (assuming NASCAR fans know where the Eiffel Tower is located)
The simpering, terminally ill lady wearing a straw hat ruins the race car action feel as well - she seems much too genteel to be interested in motor cars!

I've not seen the film but after reading the imdb review by 'Gary' I feel compelled search it out!:
Charming, if slightly patronizing 70's drama. Superb direction. Subtle and understated script. Pacino at his most gorgeous. Howlingly funny, despite it's tragic subject matter. A memorable ending, brilliantly realised. I'd forgotten about the "look, it's Bobby Deerfield" scene as well as all that stuff about salami. Pacino's reactions, especially after first dropping off Marthe Keller at her uncles, are perfectly pitched, dead pan gems. Inexplicably maligned by many, this hidden jewel may be due a timely re-assessment, not least because Keller's performance now seems perfectly in tune with the Ritalin generation.
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#577 Post by pianocrash »

Based on the VHS art, I always thought this was a puffy-shirt costume drama.

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#578 Post by Cinephrenic »

who the heck is Bobby Pacino
De Niro and Pacino's son?
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#579 Post by Svevan »

I'd forgotten about the "look, it's Bobby Deerfield" scene as well as all that stuff about salami.
This sentence is art.
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#580 Post by Lemmy Caution »

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I'm guessing the cover artist had no idea what the film was about.

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The heavy metal font here made me laugh:
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#581 Post by miless »

Lemmy Caution wrote:Image
I'm guessing the cover artist had no idea what the film was about.
it's about tits and explosions, right?
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#582 Post by colinr0380 »

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A UK DVD retitling of this film. The US got Gangs of the Dead as their DVD title - a Gangs of New York/Land of the Dead mash up?
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#583 Post by dx23 »

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Steven Seagal has become the king of bad DVD covers.
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domino harvey
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#584 Post by domino harvey »

Flight Of An Outdoor Air Conditioning Unit Attached To Some Sheet Metal
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#585 Post by miless »

domino harvey wrote:Flight Of An Outdoor Air Conditioning Unit Attached To Some Sheet Metal
with a Stealth bomber in the background
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#586 Post by M »

It can cruise a mere ten feet from the ground and remain undetected! I thought the film was called 'Flight of Furry', though, and it was one of those light comedy, 'soften up the tough guy's image' vehicles, whereby Seagal cluster bombs innocent civilians along with his personable lovable dog in tow as his co-pilot. Then his (female) commander falls for him, and her dog gets it on with his. Oh, cursory glances!
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#587 Post by domino harvey »

I guess if you're only going to wear one earring, it might as well be as large and gaudy as possible
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#588 Post by M »

I'm sorry. I didn't know you were on stage, Ms. Dion.
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#589 Post by Kinsayder »

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I like the way they've picked a different font for each title.
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#590 Post by MichaelB »

Thanks for that - I should have had the nous to upload these months ago, as those monstrosities have been sitting in my office for ages!

By contrast, I decided to hire a professional designer when putting together my effort.
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#591 Post by domino harvey »

Sometimes things in life are just too awful to believe
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#592 Post by Barmy »

Just too "busy":

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#593 Post by Matt »

What the hell does it say at the bottom? Bassmugy Nigil Dreygs?
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#594 Post by Mr Sausage »

Matt wrote:What the hell does it say at the bottom? Bassmugy Nigil Dreygs?
Something Night Dreams.
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#595 Post by MichaelB »

I think it's Blossoming Night Dreams, but I much prefer your version.
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#596 Post by domino harvey »

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Most people have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. Andrew McCarthy has Andrew McCarthy on his shoulder.

I feel bad nitpicking though, given that this is the Release of The Year
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#597 Post by Barmy »

I've never forgiven the Weinsteins for dumping Mannequin 2: On The Move.
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#598 Post by domino harvey »

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The more I think about it, the funnier this is
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#599 Post by tugboat5555 »

An Australian meat pie is a hand-sized pie containing largely minced meat and gravy and often consumed as a takeaway food snack.

It is considered iconic and has been described by many, including former New South Wales Premier Bob Carr in 2003, as Australia's "national dish" [Wikipedia]
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#600 Post by dx23 »

domino harvey wrote:Image

The more I think about it, the funnier this is
I was going to post that right now! somehow I forgot to add it last night after I posted it on DVDTalk.

But I have another one:
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