Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)

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#601 Post by Jameson281 »

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Is the cast being checked for head lice?
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#602 Post by miless »

that Gidget cover looks like a film about an elderly pedophile.
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#603 Post by colinr0380 »

Jameson281 wrote:Is the cast being checked for head lice?
No, they are just all leaning forward to vomit together - the joke being that gay guys don't know that they should hold their female friend's hair back for them.
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#604 Post by Oedipax »

I really want to watch Smokin' Country Guitar with Todd Barth.
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#605 Post by Matt »

tugboat5555 wrote:An Australian meat pie is a hand-sized pie containing largely minced meat and gravy and often consumed as a takeaway food snack.

It is considered iconic and has been described by many, including former New South Wales Premier Bob Carr in 2003, as Australia's "national dish" [Wikipedia]
But can you fuck it?
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#606 Post by The Digital McGuffin »

colinr0380 wrote:
Jameson281 wrote:Is the cast being checked for head lice?
No, they are just all leaning forward to vomit together - the joke being that gay guys don't know that they should hold their female friend's hair back for them.
I thought the one second from left was trying to felate himself
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#607 Post by Kinsayder »

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#608 Post by eez28 »

The Digital McGuffin wrote:
colinr0380 wrote:
Jameson281 wrote:Is the cast being checked for head lice?
No, they are just all leaning forward to vomit together - the joke being that gay guys don't know that they should hold their female friend's hair back for them.
I thought the one second from left was trying to felate himself
No, it's a scoliosis check
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#609 Post by Magic Hate Ball »

Matt wrote:
tugboat5555 wrote:An Australian meat pie is a hand-sized pie containing largely minced meat and gravy and often consumed as a takeaway food snack.

It is considered iconic and has been described by many, including former New South Wales Premier Bob Carr in 2003, as Australia's "national dish" [Wikipedia]
But can you fuck it?
I suppose you can fuck anything hand-sized.
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#610 Post by dx23 »

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#611 Post by tavernier »

That's obviously the very best cover that movie deserves.
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#612 Post by domino harvey »

I can't fucking believe Murder Mike got top billing over Du-Rag
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#613 Post by Jeff »

The street light makes it look like one of the Gangstas is carrying a crossbow.
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#614 Post by tavernier »

domino harvey wrote:I can't fucking believe Murder Mike got top billing over Du-Rag
It's reverse alphabetical order -- Mike, Du, Ball
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#615 Post by domino harvey »

tavernier wrote:
domino harvey wrote:I can't fucking believe Murder Mike got top billing over Du-Rag
It's reverse alphabetical order -- Mike, Du, Ball
That explains how Zeke Da Freak got top-billing for Ballin' 3
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#616 Post by dx23 »

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How the hell a graphic artist can make Brooke Burke, one of the most gorgeous woman in the world, look like shit?!? And to make matters worse, that's just a badly photoshopped head on the body.
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#617 Post by domino harvey »

That's like one of those Highlights For Kids pictures where the longer you look at it, the more you see wrong with it. Definitely another nominee for the Hall Of Shame.
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#618 Post by arsonfilms »

I know that DVDEmpire always puts that copyright stamp on all of its covers, this case in particular seems overwhelmingly unnecessary.
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#619 Post by tavernier »

Even when she looks like shit on a bad DVD cover, Brooke Burke is still pretty fucking hot.
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#620 Post by arsonfilms »

tavernier wrote:Even when she looks like shit on a bad DVD cover, Brooke Burke is still pretty fucking hot.
I dunno... call me a fetishist, but I like my women to be monochromatic. The whole thing about having a face thats a totally different color from the rest of the body is really off-putting.
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#621 Post by domino harvey »

arsonfilms wrote:
tavernier wrote:Even when she looks like shit on a bad DVD cover, Brooke Burke is still pretty fucking hot.
I dunno... call me a fetishist, but I like my women to be monochromatic. The whole thing about having a face thats a totally different color from the rest of the body is really off-putting.
Don't rent Bus Stop
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"AAAH! I wish I could take credit for that crime against humanity."
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