Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)

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domino harvey
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#651 Post by domino harvey »

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Pitchfork wrote:Pitchfork: Speaking of changing the cover, am I imagining things, or did they change the Once poster when it got released on DVD? They changed what you're wearing.

GH: Oh, man. They fuckin' killed it. You're right. They have us holding hands, which we never do in the film! Those legs aren't mine. Those legs are like three times longer than my legs. It's a completely new body. They literally just used my face. I'm wearing a hat in the original picture, so they Photoshopped my head. If you look at my head, my head looks totally weird, because whoever did the Photoshop job was shit. My head looks really weird, they took my hat off, and they gave me an entirely new body. It's completely bizarre. And they made Mar much taller than she really is. You can look at the original cover and then what they did to it and spot all the crappy differences. It's awful. It's a real shame. But at a certain level you've got to let this shit go. I designed the original poster and the cover of the DVD myself. Myself and John like to do things ourselves, and I do a bit of design for the Frames. I designed all the Frames album covers. So I put together the DVD cover and the poster originally. And then they took it and fucking bastardized it. Instead of walking down a street, they stuck us walking down a big guitar.

Pitchfork: Again, it's a different world. The music industry is sketchy enough as it is, but the movie industry is 100 times that.

GH: Yeah, it's just blatant. They don't give a fuck. They want you to look at the DVD cover and get everything from that. It's the opposite of what someone like Criterion would do. They create wonderful art. With a Criterion DVD, you just want to buy it for the box. They do it right. With the bigger-time DVDs...they could have done such a nicer job. But I'm just complaining from a design point of view.
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#652 Post by fiddlesticks »

Glen Hansard wrote:It's awful. It's a real shame. But at a certain level you've got to let this shit go.
Let us know if and when you reach that level, Glen.
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#653 Post by Kinsayder »

A cover is born.

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#654 Post by Knappen »

Urk ... urk .. urk .
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#655 Post by colinr0380 »

Don't tell me that nobody has heard of Dublin's famous guitar streets? It can be a little bumpy for buses and trams (especially when they hit the bridge) but is the best traffic calming measure they have yet come up with!
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#656 Post by dx23 »

Here is everything that wrong with the US:

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And what pisses me more is that the "nottie", Christine Lakin, is the one that is damn hot.
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#657 Post by Cinesimilitude »

dx23 wrote:And what pisses me more is that the "nottie", Christine Lakin, is the one that is damn hot.
I won't watch it, but I'd bet the farm that the nottie becomes a hottie, and they cast her for that reason.
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#658 Post by pianocrash »

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#659 Post by miless »

I love that quote at the bottom of the Just Looking cover... a little innuendo, anyone?
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#660 Post by fiddlesticks »

dx23 wrote:Here is everything that wrong with the US:
Not quite everything:

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There--THAT'S everything that's wrong with the US (apologies for the crappy Photoshopping).
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#661 Post by Antoine Doinel »

So which one is the hottie?
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#662 Post by colinr0380 »

What is it about The Long Good Friday that causes DVD companies to try and out do each other in crappiness?:

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#663 Post by tavernier »

I never knew it was a horror film!
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#664 Post by colinr0380 »

At least Bruno Lawrence and Klaus Kinski are providing the proper pained reactions to their covers!:

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While this is just silly!:

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#665 Post by davebert »

I fucking love all those covers! I think Cult Fiction should be commended for their clear mastery of Photoshop templates and filters...
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#666 Post by pianocrash »

You have to commend them for trying, at first, but as they just cut and pasted into that particular template, you just want to cry. I did think these were UK titles at first, but I guess that's the rorschach doing its work. Boo!
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#667 Post by domino harvey »

It's depressing that they're trying to sell good films as bad films.
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#668 Post by zedz »

domino harvey wrote:It's depressing that they're trying to sell good films as bad films.
Well, there is a much bigger audience for bad films. Doesn't make it any less depressing, though.
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#669 Post by colinr0380 »

By the way is anyone else seeing what looks like a giant, flaming Miss Piggy behind Hoskins looking as if she is reaching up to pull him into Hell in the Long Good Friday cover?

(Either that or its my muppet-phobia coming to the fore again!)
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#670 Post by Props55 »

These are DVD covers? They look more like cheesy, dog-eared paperback novelizations. Hoskins expression makes me think he's just entered the wrong bedroom in an Italian sex farce. Or maybe it's his first sight of Jessica Rabbit.
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#671 Post by domino harvey »

colinr0380 wrote:By the way is anyone else seeing what looks like a giant, flaming Miss Piggy behind Hoskins looking as if she is reaching up to pull him into Hell in the Long Good Friday cover?
hahah oh my I do see it now
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#672 Post by Barmy »

I know it's based on the poster, but still.

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#673 Post by miless »

not to mention that that scene in the movie seems so fake.
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#674 Post by pianocrash »

At least the nipple is telling me where to look.
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#675 Post by dx23 »

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