Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)

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Cold Bishop · #701 Post by **Cold Bishop** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:04 am

But is it better than...

And here is the Image cover...

pianocrash · #702 Post by **pianocrash** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:28 am

The Brits stay classy, once again!

Svevan · #703 Post by **Svevan** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:38 am

Teenage Hooker makes your head spin and your eyes pop!

for how much?

Kinsayder · #704 Post by **Kinsayder** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:33 am

Ten dollars

tavernier · #705 Post by **tavernier** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:53 pm

Always good to see some kung-fu fightin' Modine.

dx23 · #706 Post by **dx23** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:45 pm

Barmy · #707 Post by **Barmy** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:55 pm

Red Skelton has historically been poorly treated in DVDland.

#708 Post by **domino harvey** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:58 pm

It's the text shadow that really sells it

King Crimson · #709 Post by **King Crimson** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:30 am

*was going to post California Dreaming*

hahahaaha

#710 Post by **domino harvey** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:55 am

I'm sure Michelle Phillips will see that cover and figure there's no use holding on to life any more.

King Crimson · #711 Post by **King Crimson** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:31 am

CSM126 · #712 Post by **CSM126** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:42 am

Actually, that cover is perfect. Crap show deserves crap cover.

Antoine Doinel · Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:33 pm

Is his hand covered in KY?

colinr0380 · #714 Post by **colinr0380** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:18 pm

Apologising in advance as I usually only complain about the art for DVDs I'm planning to buy, but couldn't resist with these:

First, a novel take on the floating head syndrome:

Cute, disturbing and also the seeming advantage of having a giant floaty head remains completely ineffective at even catching a sheep's attention!

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

It's behind you...no, don't look at me, it's behind you!

Witness the awe and wonderment of the moon's pus-dripping eye!

Words fail me.

#715 Post by **cdnchris** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:17 pm

Oooh, a director's cut. I'm glad the filmmaker was able to beat the system and get his intended vision out.

Antoine Doinel · #716 Post by **Antoine Doinel** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:20 pm

I'm glad Kate Todd's performance as Lauren is getting the recognition it deserves.

teddyleevin · #717 Post by **teddyleevin** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:21 pm

I just noticed the face in the reflection of the axe.

That's genius.

Barmy · #718 Post by **Barmy** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:42 pm

broadwayrock · #719 Post by **broadwayrock** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:13 pm

You can hardly read the title of the film with the font they use.

It sure beats this cover for the film:

dx23 · #720 Post by **dx23** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:11 pm

pianocrash · #721 Post by **pianocrash** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:21 am

McEnroe's wrath knows no bounds, it seems, when it comes to divorce.

LightBulbFilm · #722 Post by **LightBulbFilm** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:52 pm

skuhn8 · #723 Post by **skuhn8** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:59 pm

I just want to know what cryptic gang sign she's suppressing

Antoine Doinel · #724 Post by **Antoine Doinel** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:04 pm

Seems more like "The need to regurgitate".

Lemmy Caution · #725 Post by **Lemmy Caution** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:11 pm

Actually the cover I saw for this was much worse.

Maybe this isn't too bad either. But somehow Tim Robbins' intense astronaut expression got me laughing in the store. I also like the pair of suspiciously brief single-word quotes.

Now this is impressively feeble

Oh my, I just discovered www.amazon.jp. Unfortunately there isn't a larger view of this cover, but trust me, it's worth squinting at:

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