Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)

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Lemmy Caution · #751 Post by **Lemmy Caution** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:21 pm

Barmy · #752 Post by **Barmy** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:56 pm

Who says threesomes can't raise wholesome children?

dx23 · #753 Post by **dx23** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:31 pm

HerrSchreck · #754 Post by **HerrSchreck** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:43 pm

Barmy wrote:Who says threesomes can't raise wholesome children?

Attack of The 50 Foot CrossEyed Maid!

#755 Post by **domino harvey** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:10 pm

This cover is so bad that it's practically a work of art. They seem to have spent more time on the font than the Photoshop...

Via_Chicago · #756 Post by **Via_Chicago** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:14 pm

Is that even Michael Clarke Duncan's real body?

kaujot · #757 Post by **kaujot** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:23 pm

Cash Flagg · #758 Post by **Cash Flagg** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:33 pm

dx23 wrote:

It looks as if Jon Voight is going through a serious internal struggle there.

HerrSchreck · #759 Post by **HerrSchreck** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:22 am

You'd be hurting too if you had Nazis running around fighting inside your intenstinal tract.

#760 Post by **domino harvey** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:40 am

I've heard of having to go Number One or Number Two, but Number Third Reich?

Oggilby · #761 Post by **Oggilby** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:12 am

Unless he's doing this to avoid paying for a tanning bed, I don't think it's safe to be that close to stage lamps.

dx23 · #762 Post by **dx23** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:59 am

domino harvey wrote:

This cover is so bad that it's practically a work of art. They seem to have spent more time on the font than the Photoshop...

You beat me to this one, domino. I saw that today at dvdactive and couldn't believe how atrocious it is. What the fuck are those photoshopped heads with those mismatched bodies? It is like they are really going for producing the worst cover possible because I can't imagine any movie executive giving the green light to this abomination.

dx23 · #763 Post by **dx23** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:01 am

#764 Post by **domino harvey** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:07 am

Who knew Artie Lange and Ellen were so chummy?!

jon · #765 Post by **jon** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:49 pm

domino harvey wrote:Who knew Artie Lange and Ellen were so chummy?!

...or that Gary Busey was so into bondage.

HerrSchreck · #766 Post by **HerrSchreck** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:35 pm

domino harvey wrote:I've heard of having to go Number One or Number Two, but Number Third Reich?

One of your best one liners!

#767 Post by **domino harvey** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:01 pm

These must be the result of Craigslist solicitations.
"Make money now working from home! Flexible hours great pay must have Photoshop or MS Paint. Legally blind? OK!"

dx23 · #768 Post by **dx23** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:50 pm

Is Ed Harris playing the part of the guitar?

arsonfilms · #769 Post by **arsonfilms** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:11 pm

dx23 wrote:Is Ed Harris playing the part of the guitar?

Its one of those marketing decisions. D.B. Sweeny is a much more recognizable face than Ed Harris is, so Harris got shafted.

On a completely unrelated note...

Could someone remind me again who D.B. Sweeny is, exactly? I know he's like, SUPER famous, but I can't quite place him.

EDIT: Wait, never mind, I just saw Harris. He's the girl in the bikini walking through the background. He's a sneaky one, that Ed Harris!

#770 Post by **domino harvey** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:34 pm

Who could ever forget his almost-star turns in Fire In the Sky and the short-lived Strange Luck?

Ashirg · #771 Post by **Ashirg** » Thu May 01, 2008 12:41 pm

Would you rather go with choice number 1 or choice number 2? I'd rather stick with MGM release...

HerrSchreck · #772 Post by **HerrSchreck** » Thu May 01, 2008 1:22 pm

"Scuse me sir, you uh, dropped your..." (nervous cough.. points to white meat blob on floor) "uh x-ray eye.."

colinr0380 · #773 Post by **colinr0380** » Thu May 01, 2008 1:39 pm

domino harvey wrote:Who could ever forget his almost-star turns in Fire In the Sky?

Is that the only time that anal probing has never directly led to someone becoming a star?

Does anyone else get the impression that the cover photograph was taken the split second before 'cool pose leaning on guitar' became 'guitar sliding out from under you sending you off the car bonnet and sprawling on the asphalt as your two companions look on embarassed'?

HerrSchreck wrote:"Scuse me sir, you uh, dropped your..." (nervous cough.. points to white meat blob on floor) "uh x-ray eye.."

Cue opening of Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom-style scrabbling around frantically as the eyeball gets kicked around the dancefloor.

Either that or "thanks, but I find I see better without it!"

jesus the mexican boi · Thu May 01, 2008 3:13 pm

colinr0380 wrote:Is that the only time that anal probing has never directly led to someone becoming a star?

kaujot · #775 Post by **kaujot** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:44 pm

10+ years later, and South Park is still around. Not a star?

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