Worst DVD covers... ever! (Part Deux)

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[Antoine Doinel]

[dx23]

So the secret is that she's a man? Or that she is just blatantly ripping off Carlito's Way? Tony Parker is going to be very surprised and disappointed either way!

[Cash Flagg]

Some Films
Should Remain
Unseen.

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[Steven H]

*speechless*

You win the thread.

[HerrSchreck]

zrldfgsf... good lord, man.

Telly Savalas as Harry Potter, and, there's just.. so.. much.

[Fletch F. Fletch]

I love the Jeffrey Lyons blurb on the Kid & I. Yikes.

[Feego]

[karmajuice]

I really hope that's a shot for shot remake of the original film, except with that kid playing the role Jim Carrey played.

[domino harvey]

Instead of receiving oral sex from a happy client, he receives... TWIZZLERS!

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[kaujot]

Gotta get all those people on there!

[Antoine Doinel]

Gotta get all those people on there!

As well as a big green lawn?

[kaujot]

Well, you've got me there.

[swo17]

I like how each character's expression fully captures their character arc throughout the film:

Hoffman: I am friendly and will help you out.
Gyllenhaal: Aren't I dreamy?
Latifah: Um, what am I doing in this movie again?
Thompson: I am going to kill you.
Ferrell: Uh...what was that?

The lawn and sky are of course symbolic of the fact that the film takes place on Earth.

[flyonthewall2983]

Man, I would not want to be him in high school.

[fiddlesticks]

Do Oompa Loompas go to high school?

[domino harvey]

Why do his shoes have their own belts?

[Antoine Doinel]

Here's the trailer for Ace Ventura Jr. Pet Detective.

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Here's the trailer for Ace Ventura Jr. Pet Detective.

I saw the trailer a couple of days ago. The star of the film has to be the worst kid actor in the history of cinema.

[Antoine Doinel]

I think my favorite part of that trailer is the recreation of the "Come to me my animal friends" scene with two, apparently poorly trained, birds.

[Cash Flagg]

Any film in the Sony Martini Movies series gets automatic inclusion in this thread.

[Mr Sausage]

Guinness looks horrified by whatever it is Burl Ives is doing.

[Props55]

Apparently he's trying to palm off a liter of contraband rum for the Black Bird! Martini Movies has turned OUR MAN IN HAVANA into THE MALTESE FALCON with Guinness as Spade, O'Hara as Miss O'Shaunnesy and Ives as Guttman. Can't wait to see Ernie Kovacs as Wilmer the Gunsel!