Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

[cdnchris]

...he's got a great ass, though.

When referring to God you're supposed to capitalize the "H" in the word "he". Like so:

...He's got a great ass, though.

That's less blasphemous.

[aox]

He must have one hell of an ego if that is really an issue.

[cdnchris]

He must have one hell of an ego if that is really an issue.

There you go! (this is all of course based on what I was taught in a Catholic high school)

[HerrSchreck]

But the tagline makes no sense--Jesus was the nailee, no? Unless they are alluding to his carpentry background.

That was the first thing I thought, but, dvd companies forcing cubes into round holes is pretty much par for the course.

Actually, as for what nomina sacra appears on His social security card.. we should likely be backing out vowels or something like that. The safety of Tetragrammaton.... and the minefield of referencing the Big Guy.

[Mr Sausage]

The best part about that tag-line is how it acts like the audience needs to have "serial rapist" explained to them, step-by-step. You know, so there's no confusion.

[aox]

Review

"The film consists of essentially 75 minutes of continuous rape."

It probably isn't even big budget like I Spit on Your Grave...

[Antoine Doinel]

So it's like Salo but shorter?

[fiddlesticks]

I'm buying copies for all my friends this year. It's my way of putting Christ back in Christmas.

[domino harvey]

I hear Christ puts himself inside more than Christmas in this movie

[colinr0380]

"He's the serial rapist who's back from the grave and really CROSS!"

"Jehovah never witnessed anything as depraved as this! 5 Stars!" Father O'Flaherty, Church of the Festive Consumption

I'm just impressed that film festivals are becoming so specific. I wonder what audience would go to such an occasion...

"What shall we do tonight honey?"

"Oh that 'Tales of Woe' film festival is in town. Fourteen whole days of miserablism, religious issues and teary self harm."

"Oh, not more Bergman and Bresson. I just wish films on these themes weren't so highbrow and pretentious. I once thought Von Trier was the answer but then I was told that in his films you aren't supposed to enjoy the degredation. What happened to good, old fashioned exploitation flicks?"

"Funny you should say that...."

...but, dvd companies forcing cubes into round holes is pretty much par for the course.

I'm not sure that phrase is advisable when discussing Jesus Christ, Serial Rapist! O:)

[Antoine Doinel]

I did a small search on the "Tales Of Woe" film festival and I think it only exists in the mind of the graphic designer who made the cover.

[domino harvey]

I couldn't find anything on LexisNexis, so I guess it just goes to show, you can't trust everything you read on DVD covers for Jesus Christ Serial Rapist

[aox]

you can't trust everything you read on DVD covers for Jesus Christ Serial Rapist

that's disappointing.

[Barmy]

Does anyone know if this is the Aramaic version with removable subtitles?

[Murdoch]

[Cash Flagg]

[swo17]

This is kind of racist. Why is it assumed that if a koala has the know-how to land an executive position, he must also be an evil, axe-wielding murderer? Typical.

[Lemmy Caution]

Who said anything about murdering?
I just assumed he was an executive at a paint and forestry enterprise.

[Schkura]

This is kind of racist. Why is it assumed that if a koala has the know-how to land an executive position, he must also be an evil, axe-wielding murderer? Typical.

At least they gave him sweet eyes.

[jon]

[dx23]

[HerrSchreck]

Boy those high tech prison fences, these days, huh?... my heart would sink looking at that fence if I got locked up there. Formidable.

I've seen higher security inside the pants of 1980's catholic school girls.

[Anhedionisiac]

Some of us missed out on the eighties, HerrSchreck, there's no need to rub salt in the wound

[LightBulbFilm]

err... ummm...

[cdnchris]

We have a winner. Thread locked.