Worst DVD covers... ever!

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mbalson
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#76 Post by mbalson »

Lets ban people posting covers that don't meat mbalson's criteria.
Deal.
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#77 Post by godardslave »

The Invunche wrote:Lets ban people posting covers that don't meat mbalson's criteria.
hehe. i would laugh fully but i dont know if i'm allowed too. :O
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#78 Post by The Elegant Dandy Fop »

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Looks like a newspaper clipping on a bad wallpaper.
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#79 Post by godardslave »

wow, thats bad. the designer must have been completely color blind as well.

i need to dig up some more "sticky fingaz" masterpieces at some point.
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#80 Post by manicsounds »

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#81 Post by cbernard »

snucker wrote:Image

the headless yves montant and bad 70s graphics? :| [/url]
That's the most unfortunate cover of all because (a) it's very bad, as you say, but also (b) it goes to the best film mentioned on this thread so far. (Although Hi Mom, Eureka, and The THing are really great too.)
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#82 Post by manicsounds »

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#83 Post by mbalson »

I don't mind that cover at all. The blue VHS cover from HVE was better though.
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#84 Post by cdnchris »

It's amazing. Just looking at the More cover actually gave me a seizure. Incredible!
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#85 Post by colinr0380 »

zedz wrote:Even at a barrel-scraping bargain-basement price I didn't dare buy this. The film looks to be just about as bad as the cover.

What you can't see . . . can kill you!
I think one of those news reports shown in the 'how news scares people for no reason whatsoever' section of Bowling For Columbine had that same tagline!
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#86 Post by skuhn8 »

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is that kevin dillon with the numchuks?
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#87 Post by Alonzo the Armless »

I gotta admit, the CITY DRAGON cover definitely fits mbalson's criteria of a cover so bad it's funny. I love the shot of the guy with the dopy look on his face while 2 practically naked chicks hang all over him. Why is he looking at the camera and not at them?
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#88 Post by oldsheperd »

He's amazed at how well his new haircut worked in getting hot bitches.
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#89 Post by Fletch F. Fletch »

oldsheperd wrote:He's amazed at how well his new haircut worked in getting hot bitches.
...while they fondle his man-boobs.
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#90 Post by tryavna »

cbernard wrote:That's the most unfortunate cover of all because (a) it's very bad, as you say, but also (b) it goes to the best film mentioned on this thread so far. (Although Hi Mom, Eureka, and The THing are really great too.)
In keeping with that sentiment, here's another unfortunate cover for a great movie (and a pretty good all-around DVD, too). It's not as bad as some others in this thread, but it's still potentially off-putting if you don't know how good the movie is. There's just too much going on here. Less would definitely be more.

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#91 Post by Gary Tooze »

Shame because this is an excellent film...

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Best,
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#92 Post by skuhn8 »

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"Hey look everyone! Just got Adobe Illustrator!"
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Gregory
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#93 Post by Gregory »

Whoever designed that doesn't seem to know that "leaves" means "pages," thus the falling maple leaves on the cover. I guess poor Satan needed a hobby to make the thousands of years go by faster and pressing autumn leaves in the pages of books is a good one.
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#94 Post by justeleblanc »

The Brute Force cover is awesome. I want a tapestry of that for my living room!!!
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#95 Post by Max von Mayerling »

Another vote for the awesomeness of the Brute Force cover.
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#96 Post by filmghost »

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#97 Post by manicsounds »

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#98 Post by swingo »

Good lord, and the title cracked me up as well, how on earth could a movie like this be done?
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#99 Post by Max von Mayerling »

I think we need to distinguish between a bad cover and what appears on its face to be a questionable movie. (I have not see it - perhaps it is a corker...) I mean, how would you propose we make this cover any better? What is the appropriate packaging for "Funky Monkey"?
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#100 Post by neuro »

Oh my god, the chimp is smiling.
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